The Superior Kitty 1

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Emma: This Q&A book is called "The Superior Kitty" because it's a mixture of my username, and kittycheshire8! Who is the other person in this book... I'm hoping you have already realized this.

Kitty: Herluh!

Emma: Question 1! What book do you want to turn into a movie? Obviously If I stay!

Kitty: There is a movie for that.

Emma: WELL I WANT THEM TO DO IT RIGHT THIS TIME. The movie sucks! Like, if this piece of paper *Pulls piece of paper out* was the book, then this *tears off tiny corner* would be the movie! It is just sad.

Kitty: Well I would make a movie out of Aviary. 

Emma: Aviary, what's that?

Kitty: Twelve-year-old Clara Dooley has spent her whole life in the Glendoveer mansion, where her mother is a servant to the kind and elderly matron of the house. Clara has never known another home; and you have to buy it on google books to read the rest of the description.

Emma: Greaaaaat...

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Kitty: *Sneezes and sets curtains on fire*

Emma: WHAT THE F*BLEEEEEEEEP*?!.... I'm gonna bleep that... Question B!

Kitty: Didn't you start with question 1? Or was it A?

Emma:.... Would you survive one month in the wilderness?

Kitty: I honestly don't know.

Emma: Well I know as sure as hell that I wouldn't.

Kitty: Emma! Language! Kids read these!

Emma: Sorry children! What music artist do you think is overrated?

Kitty: One Direction.

Emma: Justin Bieber. I like how we both chose the most stereotypically hated artists.

Kitty: They do suck.

Emma: I couldn't agree more.... Is there an app that you want to delete but are too lazy to?

Kitty: 2048

Emma: I don't have an app like that. I treasure them ALL!

Kitty: Which vegetable represents you?

Emma: Obviously a carrot.

Kitty: I'm not even gonna ask. I think maybe a hot pepper would be mine. QUICK WHATS THE FIRST WORD YOU CAN THINK OF? PIZZA!

Emma: Pen-- NEVER MIND.

Kitty: What. The. Even.

Emma: I'M SORRY! THE INTERNET HAS GOTTEN TO ME!

Kitty: Don't. Don't make this mature. This is a kids book, isn't  it?

Emma: I don't know anymore....

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Emma: k bye.

Kitty: Don't forget to leave a comment, vote, and SUBSCRIBE!

Emma: You mean follow us, right?

Kitty: Yeah I meant follow us.

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⏰ Last updated: May 28, 2016 ⏰

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