In a certain dimension, in a galaxy, on a planet, inside a pizzeria, many screams of agony... oh wait wrong setting, sorry, many cheers of happiness filled the pizzeria.
Both Freddy's crews: Woooooohooooo! Rosa-chan is out of school!
Me: I know right! I thought it would never end!
*Chica bites into pizza slice, confetti sprays everywhere*
Chica: *raspberries* Oh come on guys seriously?! That's gross. I got some in my mouth.
Everyone (except Chica): *laughing so hard they're crying*
Bonnie: We're sorry Chica we just couldn't help it!
Toy Bonnie(Bonbon): Anyways. Rosa why don't you tell them the news.
Me: Okay Bonbon! So hey guys, the updating schedule will be different then normal. It will take me longer to update and they will be more spread out. Don't worry, I will try to remember to update during the summer. I just won't be updating as often. Just warning you 'cause I know...
Mangle: Rosa tends to get really lazy, when it comes to writing over break.
Me: *Blushes* Sh-shut p Mangle! S-so what?! I-it's not like I try to be lazy! I-it's just that I d-don't stand a ch-chance against laziness's powers!
Toy Freddy: Well whatever it is that makes Rosa so lazy doesn't matter. We'll all be there to annoy the crap outta her.
Toy Chica: Yep, babe! We'll all be there to annoying the crap outta her, by telling her to get off lazy ass and write.
Me: *whines* You guys are so meeeeaaaaaaaannnnnnnn!
Foxy: We're just tryin to help ya, lass.
Freddy: Foxy's right. *mutters* for once.
Foxy: What was that ye landlubber!
Chica: Don't worry Rosa, we'll just be doing it so you'll actually write. Not only for this book, but for your other books also.
Me: Yeeeeeeaaaaaaah. Okay. Thanks guys😁!
Freddy crews: No problem!
Shadow Freddy: Well that's all bye!
Freddy crews: Byyyyyyeeeeee!
Me: Until then my bunnies, Rosa out!
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Human FNAF oneshots (don't request Completed)
FanfictionPretty much all in the title. Sorry about any grammar mistakes, it's not my best subject. Here are a few things you may need when reading my one-shots Toy Freddy = Troy Toy Bonnie = Bonbon Toy Chica = Tina Male Chica = Chico Male Toy Chica = Tony *I...
