Human FNAF oneshots (don't request Completed)

Mike x reader

A/n: please read! Important! The idea for this oneshot came from @inflouence !  Anything in italics belongs to her. Other than that this one shot belongs to me. I'm sorry that it has taken so long for me to update. Now on with the story!

   (Y/n)'s P.O.V

  'Ugh. Great! I have another night that I have to deal with animatronics that turn human at night. Who love to annoy the crap out of us. But hey at least they aren't trying to kill us. And for some odd reason Bonnie and Freddy seem to love to start fights in front of the doors to the pizzeria making it hard for me to get to the office. Hey at least I have Mike. Speaking of Mike, I wonder if he's in the office. I haven't seen him because Bonnie and Freddy are holding me up. It's fricken 3:00 and I haven't even gotten out of the show stage room.' It all started out, with me coming in a hour late. And Freddy and Bonnie were fighting about who Mike liked, Bonnie said (y/n) and Freddy said some chick named Doll. They fought for another half an hour about it, until they noticed me. I had been leaning against a wall, watching the two idiots in amusement.  They paused their fighting to ask me a question, "Who do you think is right (y/n)?" They said at the same time, which to be honest creeps   the hell out of me. "Well to be honest I thi-" But before I could finish they started fighting over who I would say was right. Another half hour passed before I got fed up with it. "Enough!!!" I screamed a them, which caused them to jump and stop their fighting. "Oh have you decided?" Freddy asked. "Yes... I had my answer all along. And I have to agree with Freddy, because even though I don't know who Doll is, I know there is no way Mike likes me." I told them. "Yes! See I told you she would agree with me! You dumb-ass bunny!" Freddy "bragged" *cough* *cough* shouted*cough*  *cough* looking at Bonnie. ("My brother ain't no dumb-ass") "I'm not a dumb-ass I'm a smart-ass!" Bonnie "said" *cough* *cough* yelled *cough* *cough* to Freddy.  "You are not a smart-ass!" "Am to!" "Are not!" "Am to!"  "Are not!" "Am to!" ect.  Another hour passed of them fighting and me trying to push my way past.

  Eventually though I got through. 'Finally! Now I'm going to go find Mike. Which he is most likely in the office.' I thought. When I arrived at the office I saw Mike ,in one of the rolling chairs, doing whatever a Mike does on their phone. "Yo!" (I never say that) I said effectively getting his attention. "Oh hey I see you finally got away from them, so what were they fighting about this time?" Mike asked.

   "Oh...um...it was nothing really. It was just over which color was better purple or brown." I said nervous, hoping he would believe me. "Okay" Mike said seeming somewhat suspicious. 'At least he didn't question my answer.' I thought relived.

      An half hour later we were spying on the human animatronics 'cause strangely enough they weren't trying to annoy us today. We switched to pirates cove's camera to see Chica and Foxy. Chica was acting dumb, as usual, around Foxy with a blush on her face. (Just so you know she actually does not do that.  And to be honest Bonnie and Freddy don't fight normally.)  "You know what pisses me off?" I said.

      "What?"

    "When girls pretend to be dumb, around guys, cause they think it's cute. Like no. Stop it."

    "What worries me is they might not be pretending."

   Mike's P.O.V

     "What worries me is that they might not be pretending. Good thing you're not like that." (Y/n) let out a soft giggle then said, "I know right. I personally have been debating whether Chica really is stupid or she is acting. And what do you mean by the last thing you said? I mean I know I'm not like that but why is it a good thing...." She said starting to rant on and on how it is a good thing she doesn't act like that but why did it matter to me. So she started ranting 'cause she didn't know how to word it. "Yeah I know what you mean." I said getting irritated with her ranting.  "Oh good," She said relieved, "so what did you mean?" (Y/n) then asked curious.

        "Well it's a good thing because if you did act stupid around me I would never get to know the real you. And if I hadn't gotten to know the real you. Then I never would have fallen in love with you." (I hope that made sense, even if it didn't just go with it.)

       (Y/n)'s P.O.V

 'Mike loves me!?' I thought happily. "Y-you love me?"  I asked making sure it wasn't just some mean little prank 'cause he over-heard what Freddy and Bonnie were fighting about. "Yes (y/n) I love you."   He told me. I was so happy that I didn't even realize  I had kissed Mike until he started kissing me back. *Camera shutters* *Camera shutters*  When we heard the camera shutters we both pulled away from the kiss and looked over at the west hall. What I saw was Freddy + Goldie in the doorway, and Bonnie, Chica, and Foxy were in the window all with their phones taking pictures. At least I'm pretty sure that's what I saw. 'Cause pretty much the exact moment we looked over Mike gently set me in my chair and started chasing the human animatronics.  Yelling many cuss words and "You better delete those pictures!" I sighed and leaned back in my chair, "Those idiots never will change will they?"

   Extended ending

 Mike never did get them to delete those pictures. So when he got sick a few months later I went to those idiots and asked if they still had those pictures. "Yeah we do." Chica told me. "Alright then all of you need to send them to me." "Okay"

   And now that I have those pictures there is nothing Mike can do to get me to delete them.

A/n: Again I'm sorry it took me so long to update. I won't update for probably around 3 weeks or so, because I want to update: Dairy of a fairy and FNAF x Reader: Rosa's story. After that I will work on updating this. Oh and did I tell you I'm getting glasses? Well I am! I have been having trouble seeing the board in the classrooms and in like two classrooms I sit in the back. But literally I can be in the second-third row and the board is blurry now I can read what it says but it's just really blurry. It's been like that since September and my mom finally got me an appointment for last Friday and we found out I am nearsighted. My left eye is worse than my right eye though. I already chose my glasses they are these pretty blue ones. I just won't have them for about two weeks. Anyways. The next update will be a Chica x child reader! Until then my bunnies Rosa out!