99 Reasons They Hate Us

Chapter 1

Chapter 1: Tobey Junkson
Song: I Don't Care by Fall Out Boy

Detention is something that most students would avoid.

Picture being in a room with a couple other students who've managed to screw up, accompanied by a teacher who'd either keep a very close eye on you or one that just sleeps all the time, which one is worse. Though for these particular students, detention isn't even an option.

Why?

Well, surely they'd find a way to make it their kingdom. The last time they got into detention as a group, they drew penises on the monitoring teacher that was sleeping and super glued the feet of the chairs to the ground.

So the resolution? Chores. Lots and lots of chores, all had to be done separately.

Frankly, they've all just finished it.

"God that was nasty." Sameer shivers. He got it worst though he had barely done anything to be punished. Cleaning the toilet bowls. "Why the hell do some people not flush? All it takes is to push a goddamn lever."

"That's- hachoo!- gross." Winnie sniffles and rubs her nose.

"What's up with you.?" Shakira raises an eyebrow.

Winnie sneezes again before answering in a clogged voice. "Restacking books." Sneeze. "Dust. So much dust. Right, Lyla?" The beanie-wearing girl nods.

Colton extends his arms open before enveloping Winnie in a hug. It's normal for them to do this, they've been friends since third grade. "Better?"

"A bit. Thanks."

"No problem, pooh bear." He smiles.
"Right, sorry to ruin that epic friendship moment but can you all please just go in now?" A random voice yells. "You're blocking the entrance!"

A crowd stood in front of them, waiting for them to enter the cafeteria.

"Excuse you but you weren't the one who just finished wiping the schools' trophies." Syafiq calls out. Then he wondered. How the hell did this crappy school even get any trophies? Woah controversy!

"Exactly, because I wasn't the one who put the school on lockdown and sprayed everyone with the fire extinguisher like a dumbass!" The kid retorts.

"What'd you say to me?!" Syafiq pulls up his sleeves. "Pahal kau? Nak gaduh, Hah? Nak ga- mmffph"

(Translation: What's your problem? Wanna fight, huh? Wanna fi- mmffph)

Sameer pulls his best friend into the cafeteria before he could even say anything else. He drags him to the table they were sitting at and sits him next to Drake, just for him to get back up. "Dude where are you going?"

"I don't know if you know this, but humans and animals possess a special craving called 'hunger'." Syafiq says with air quotes. "Usually on recess, we are allowed to relieve that craving by feeding on food that's served here." Then he was gone. Sameer decides to follow him.