The Long Forgoten (Hetalia FanFiction) (Stopped!)

Chapter 1- World Meeting? Nope, Not Going... Well Fine.

FYI! MOST OF THE BAD SPELLING IS ON PURPOSE!

I am cleaning up yet another boat crash, when suddenly the phone rings and I sigh and Walk over to the phone and picking it up.

"Hello?"
"Vello, is dis Alize Edther?"
"Yeah, But it is pronounced Alice Ether."
"My Apologiez. I am here to ask you to join us at the next worlds major conference meeting."
"Oh? I'm not really much of a big country."
"Vell you have been accepted to come if you please. Dat is all."

And then I hear a beeping from the other side of the phone. As I put it down I make sure it is off before going into a state of complete shock.
A COUNTRY MEETING?! Is some sort of sick joke? No country nor human ever notices me! I am the Bermuda Triangle! And if you don't think I count as a country you are just like the rest. What you don't know is that I am one. A thriving one at that. I just don't like others in my territory so I usually bring down any plane or ship in my area. Even if my boarder lines connect with America, he is the goddamn worst!
You are probably wondering what I do with the people in the planes and ships. No worries! They are fine! I just keep them in my land as citizens, except they cant leave. I don't want my citizens leaving and telling every country about my land. I would just get invaded!
Plus! It's not like they would ever want to leave! My roads are practically paved in gold!

Well that is not the case, should I go to the conference? I mean they tried inviting me a LONG time ago. What? It must have been at least 40 years! And then I almost killed America. Land of the narcissist. Oh well. Maybe I should go? It is a good opportunity to get to know the other countries.
Maybe even make a- Oh don't be silly Bermuda! No one can be your ally! That's silly! You are a neutral country. Who just happens to hate a lot of other country's that will be at this meeting.
Oh, I guess I could go. Fine! It's decided, am going to the next major world conference! Even if I hate them!

I hurry down the stairs of the building I am in. It is a building we keep all of the wreaked planes and ships. I do love exploring other countries building styles. It is very unique. The one I was just cleaning up was Japanese!
I see my secretary and stop quickly my feet skidding across the carpet.

"Ma'am! You are needed for a meeting with the new residents in just a minute! Will you be able to go?" She asks her voice soft and quiet but also worried. She is always worried. She isn't a country; she is just one of the higher respected residents. Seeing as she isn't completely human, she is also half horse.
It isn't not normal! I have many citizens who are not human! Honestly that is another reason I cannot 'make nice' with any other country. And NO COUNTRY is allowed in the Bermuda Triangle! They would take my citizens as zoo pieces. I sure know America would. Again, not a great relationship with him.

"No, I can't make it. Tell them I will join them tomorrow, for now I must get ready for the world conference! Please tell anyone else I have a meeting with today that I have been pulled away but I will meet with them once I get the time." We walk down to the entrance/exit door of the building together as we talk.

"Y-Yes ma'am. Would you like me to reschedule for when you will have time?" She stutters and I smile at her stopping her once we are out of the building.

"Ye, that would be very nice Katelyn. Now I must get ready but I will see you when I get back." I say, she smiles and then I run home.

My clothes are dirty from the old boat. So I guess I will also have to change. You know what, I'm just gonna redo my whole morning routine.

- LE SKIP BECAUSE I SAID SO -

I finally arrive at the World Conference. Honestly there aren't as many countries here as I thought there would be but I haven't seen the whole place. I am really only at the entrance still. Then I feel a presence behind me and I turn around smacking a certain white haired, red eyed, Prussia fellow.
What? I can't know the other countries because I don't get out much? I mean I may not know some of the newer ones but still!

"Oh my! I am so sorry!" I say and put my hands behind my back not to hurt him anymore and he just puts his hand up to his cheek of which I slapped laughing. Strange. Do all countries laugh when you hit them in the face?

"No worries! Are you in the right place? You don't exactly look like a country." His slightly German accent sounds. Oh no he did not just say that to me.

  "Excuse me?! For your information I am a country!"
"Well your short zo you must be a small one."
"I thought we were talking about if I'm a country not your love life."
"Yikes! Veisty one are you? I've dated worse though."
"Well sorry but I'm off the market."

He smirks and scoffs slightly, "Nice to meet you, I'm Prussia." He holds out his hand and I hold out mine and shake his hand.

"Bermuda Triangle. But most call me Alice." I say and he seems shocked.

"Bermuda Triangle? That's a country?" Ugg and this is back again.

"Yep, I'm the best damn country you will ever see so take a look while you can cause after this I'm going home."
"I'm sorry, I didn't realize. Well if you want to be formal my name is Gilbert. But please call me Prussia."

He smiles and let's go of my hand walking away. 
  Well I met someone who is still kinda a dick, but probably not on purpose. I swear the second I see America outside of that conference room I am leaving. 

  I make my way to the conference room and walk in to see only the major countries present... And two others.
  France, England, China, Japan, Russia, Italy, G-Germany, Canada, Prussia, Sealand? Is that his name I believe so. And Ug. America.

  "Ok! Now that ve have everyone!" Germany starts but England stops him looking at Sealand, and me.

  "Wait! Peter! Go home! I told you, you're not aloud to be here." His English accent makes me want to cringe. Let's just say I don't have a good past with him even if he doesn't know because he tried to drop a bomb on me.

  "Awe! But I thought you would let me now that I'm slightly bigger!"
  "No! You're not a country!"
  "Yes I am!"
  "Peter! Go home!"
  "Fine!" And with that Sealand exits the room and England's attention goes to me and Prussia. Mostly me.

  "And who the bloody hell are you?" Oh really? I guess it is easy to forget a country you just throw a bomb on.

"Bermuda Triangle. You know the only country with a two part name here." I say and all of them except Prussia, America, and G-Germany. So I am guessing no one but America remembers me, because I am also pretty sure Germany called me here.

"Ha! Little Alice still thinks she is a country! How adorable!" America says and I glare at him walking over and pulling him by his ear down to look at me face to face.

"Listen here you burger eating patriotic freak. I'm not in the mood for your crap." I say and he gulps.

"Velcome Bermuda, if ve may call you that." Germany says and I let go of Alfred.

"Well at least someone is nice here." I say and Prussia glares playfully at me. Um ok? I did not just say that sentence.

"Hey! I vasn't rude!" Prussia says and I roll my eyes.

"Hold on! The Bermuda Triangle is a country?!" And with this I already wish I had stayed home.