"Yes, I'm a country. And you tried to bomb me 10 years ago England." I say and he blushes out of what I could guess is embarrassment.
"I-I..." And with that I shut him up, lovely.
"Yeah, I'm sure you are. Now any more questions? Or can we get on with this?" I say and the others all look down or back to each other. Except for Prussia who is... Looking.At.My.@ss.
I turn to face him and give him my 'back off if you don't want me to cut you' look and he understands the two of us taking a seat."Good! Now ve can get on vith the meeting!" Germany said and started to talk about world problems. All of which don't apply to me.
You see my country is safe, seeing as we have a magical barrier around the entire thing. Please as if we need to worry about the atmosphere. When the rest of the world burns because China is burning the atmosphere we will be fine. See we do not depend on anyone! The Bermuda Island is a lovely place and they are not aloud in because they would ruin it! Everyone works to live in peace. You do not work you do not get these privileges. In turn everyone is happy.I was doing fine until half way threw the meeting when America called on me like he is some sort of goddamn teacher.
"What does short Alice have to say? you haven't said much of anything this whole time." he says and most of the people in the room attention turns to me except Russia who was just listening to what they were saying not talking or interfering.
"Doesn't matter to me-" Before I can finish guess who interrupts, I will give you a hint. His name and country start with an A.
"What?! This is important.. I think.. You know, to save the world and stuff." I sigh and find a pebble from my shirt pocket and throw it at him of which it misses him only by a little. Sadly.
"Wha? Where did you even get the pebble?" America says in utter shock and I shrug.
"If you would let me continue I was going to say that I don't care because this doesn't concern me. I am not effected by the ozone layer. We have our own atmosphere. And no you cannot come and visit to see it. You will get brainwashed like anyone else who comes into my land." I say and on a scale I must say a tie for most shocked has to go between America (No surprise there), China and Prussia.
"Vhy vould you keep that avay from others?" Germany asks and I sit back.
"Well you haven't treated me very nice until.. meh. And honestly its just a policy. We don't like other countries knowing about us being a country even if it makes me want to kill some of you for not noticing." I say and Germany nods understandably. Maybe this will be over soon I have things to do when I get back, I'm so very sure of it.
"Vell, letz get back to our other topic. Pollution. China. Zou are in the zpot light again." Germany says ad China blushes in embarrassment.
"Its not my fault I make like everything! It takes factories! Factories produce waste and we need somewhere to put it." China says to defends himself. (_-= Honestly I thought China was a girl for the whole first 3 seasons of Axis Powers. =-_)
"I have an idea, burn the waste. If it doesn't burn find a sink hole." I suggest and Italy laughs at the simple-ness of my idea.
"Dats a good idea Triangle girl!" Good god not more nicknames.
Maybe it is not to late to go home and never talk to these other countries again. Ugg. I guess I have to stay threw the rest of this.
"Too Simple it would never work!" China complains and I shrug.
"Why not?"
"The simple solution is never the answer.'
"I have lived in harmony longer than all of you and I use the simple solution."
"That is why you aren't seen as a country then! We found the answer!"
"Shut up! I am a country!"
"God you sound like Sealand!"
"Shut up England no country asked for your opinion!"
"No! England is right! You have to make tough decision to be a country."
"Well if being a country means getting into constant war then I don't want to be one!"
"Well then you can leave because all of the countries here at least know what war is!"With that comment I stand up and walk angrily to the door.
"Then I will see you when the world burns because you choose to over think things Chinese Bitch!" I say and slam the door after me stomping away.
-To the others THIRD PerSoN-
Really China felt bad about the mean words he had said. He didn't mean to offend anyone but when it came to pollution he didn't like being the only country to blame. Honestly he didn't mind the short easy solution but he also didn't like being looked at like an idoit.
All the countries in the room sat quietly and looked around at each other awkwardly except Russia. Fucking Russia.
Germany sighed and looked up at them,"Vell, ve lost her already." Then looking over to China who was flustered in embarrassment over his recent actions.
"I-I have to apologize if I see her again, that was rude of me." China says and America laughs really hard, almost falling out of his chair. Every other Country in the room, even Russia, looked at him confused.
"Please! Dude she is gone! She's my neighbor and she never goes out of her damn illuminati island! You will have to wait another 40 years to tell her that little message!" Then China started to feel a bit worse and looked down. Then getting an idea and getting up.
"Vhere are you going?" Germany questioned and China smiled at his idea.
"I am going to tell Bermuda... I'm sorry before I forget!" And with that there was now two less countries in the room.
ŞİMDİ OKUDUĞUN
The Long Forgoten (Hetalia FanFiction) (Stopped!)
FanficMy name is Alice Ether! I am also known as Bermuda Triangle. I was recently invited to The Meeting Of Countries. But I don't like them and they obviously don't remember me either! So why should I care! That's right! I don't! I just didn't want to b...