The L(F)uck of Being Fat

Timoty Harley is dead?

Fainted twice. Then I'm conscious twice too. This is like a roll of thread that will be regularly happened, if I keep finding out, finding out, and finding out, about Alexa, about the doctor, abour Harley, I never care but... I'm a starving of everything of my edge, so I remember I was holding my old blackberry, but where does it exist? 

-Meanwhile in Alexa's dwelling area-

"Tell me what's her plans next or I will shoot you to the hottest and cursed hell!"

He was threatened of the tip of my gun, but he hasn't been saying the really sublime plans of Stephanie Carrington. I really know he is just a weak one, and Stephanie just utilizes his folishness to kill me and Robert, somethin like that. And then, as usual, he was like demolished. And then, his face was like the most afraid one and he fainted. Haha what a super weak person. How could you be a fierce killer?

Guess what? I'm in a really isolated area, and you wont ever believe what I'm saying. It's France!! Yeah really isolated, or my brain has turned to be an exploding bomb one?!

But, how can I be in Paris, meanwhile he moved Robert to LA? So easy. The idiot kidnapper didn't seize Robert's mobile phone, so he could liberally call me. And yeah, we met in LA, then flew to Paris, but this sh*t followed us, i don't know how it could be happened. And the hell thing was, he has a flat in Paris, so after landed he suddenly came and dragged us to his flat, I didn't remember how it was, because we both were sleeping when it landed. The one thing I remembered, he dragged us with a big man. But he left.

And maybe you won't believe what has been happened yesterday? We did gamble. We forced him to betray Stephanie and we did it. He agreed to leave Stephanie and now on our side! I don't know where did the idea suddenly come but that was gonna be so valuable to beat Stephanie. Because we know he is a weak easily-affected boy so we thought it's gonna be successful. Yeah it did but we have to threaten him first to get this Christmas gift. Pointing a gun is the best way to make him join us. I don't know how a guy like him can betray his old fellow, that easy? But nevermind. I'm really happy today with the double-delight.

Robert and I are gonna spend the night hangin out on the super classy city. Tim, our new member, stayed in hotel. Oh my god, a romantic night like we've been engaged. What a satisfactory time to end the day. But, I feel like someone has been spying us since we left the hotel. But who cares?

This is the most romantic, we've come in Eiffel, what a super pretty way to do, and after a little talk we kiss, like an immortal kissing, but suddenly I have a call. Really annoying. Oh God, by Stephanie???

"Heyyy Alexa are you with Tim???"

"Just shut up and talk politely, what do you want? disturbing me again? you wanna be the biggest criminal in the world by killing us?"

"Listen. I talk very honestly. We've been bestfriends and I never wanna kill you, what for? I want everything the best for you, altough we're not bestfriends now. Now Listen!!!"

"Oh just a bullsh*t. So why did your lovely ex-Timoty Harley kidnap Robert by your command he said and why do you alwaysss disturb our lives since you won that useless Masterchef??? You became arrogant, idiot, stupid, everything bad stuck on your stubborn head!!!"

"I do not care what the hell are you talking 'bout, but listen, if you're with Tim now, just go away from him, it'll be dangerous cause he is a ....."

"What??? Talk clearly hey!!!"

Sh*ttt the signal has been the doom for me. Suddenly I realize that Stephanie's call is so much more valuable than kissing. And I remember who is that man spying us? Is he Tim or... My mind is now so dizzy. I'm feeling a bad premonition

"Hey Robert do you bring the gun with you?"

"No, I left it on the bed."

"God... I think we gotta go now"

"But? the kissing?"

"Just cancel it and we're running. Now!!!"

So we canceled the kissing then running away dunno where'll we go.