Cosmic Killer

Nah I don't belive you.

So that night I had a different dream than usual. This dream, the new dream, involved Georgia Lake.

I saw myself swiftly doing flips, and jumping over peoples cars. Although I was doing these intricate acrobatics, my breathing was normal, and my heart rate remained the same. I looked behind me, letting my body do the dreamy flips with ease. To my surprise, the cars had turned into police cars, and they were chasing me with blaring sirens. I still didn't panic, however. The sirens seemed to put my mind even more at ease.

I looked down at my hands, and saw blood. This made me a bit uneasy, but I quickly recovered from it. A little blood never KILLED anyone... Right?

While doing one of the flips, I slipped, and lost my balance... It was then that I realized, this wasn't a dream. I felt myself falling, and it all seemed to go in slow motion. First my legs hit the ground with a painful cracking sound. Next my torso, and finally my face. My head smacked the concrete and made an audible snap, as my neck whipped back. Complete agony spread from my spine to my toes.

Wait hold on. As much as I appreciate that gruesome description Galaxy, Where does Georgia come in? That's what you're thinking. right? Well just hold on to your butts.

I laid there, a mostly motionless wreck of a person, when I heard the sirens coming closer. I forced myself to get off the ground, and limp into hiding. I crawled to an abandoned alley way, and thought for a moment. How did I get here? I remember closing my eyes and sleeping, and... I remember waking up. I woke up when My mind thought my dream begun. I must have been sleep walking or something. But... Why are the police after me?

"Please don't come here please don't come near here please please please." I speedily whispered. I heard the cars pull up to the area where the alley began. I scooted farther down to a dumpster, and hid behind it.

"Pleeeeeeeeeease don't get out of the car." I whispered to myself. But guess what? They got out of the friken car.

Stop saying these things out loud. They can hear us.

Um, No they can't bro.

Don't call me bro. Mate.

Don't call me mate, Bro.

Yeah, so that went on for a while. But I remained silent, even if I wanted to rip my brains out and scream at them. I oddly wasn't scared either, even though I knew This wasn't a dream. I heard the eerie footsteps of policemen clomping down the dark, damp alley. I felt the humidity intensify around me. (or maybe I'm just sweating)

Then, they said something that shocked me. Something that made me almost gasp aloud and give away my hiding spot. Something that I thought was never possible...

"Young lady, you need to surrender yourself to the authorities immediately." He started out. His voice was rough, and frustrated. He sounded like he was just done with all this shit.

"You're in big trouble. And I'm just done with all of your shit."

well whaddaya know.

"You will be put on trial for the murder of Ms. Georgia Lake."

Yeah, stuff just got real. I slowly moved my hand up to my mouth to trap the scream about to escape. Me? MURDER? Especially Georgia, she's my only friend. (well, since Jason died.) you thought that was bad? Well just wait.

"You will also be put on a separate trial for the murder of Jason Pensky." The done-with-all-this-shit cop added.

Jason too? Has he gone mad?

The done-with-all-this-shit cop sighed. "Listen, I know you don't want to come out. And I know, you know, that I know where you're hiding, and you're probably not scared or anything, either. But if you don't come out when I count to 3..."

What are we, 4 years old?

"I'll be forced to find you, and shoot you in the head."

He wouldn't shoot a 4 year old.

We're not 4. Idiot.

I was getting just slightly scared, but not too much. My heart rate probably only went up just a tiny bit. Just kidding. I'M FREAKING OUT!!

"3..." the cop started. Oh god what do we do, what do we do what do we-

"2..." he continued.

Without thinking, I jumped up, threw up my arms, and started screaming like a hyena. I gotta admit, not my best plan. But, the done-with-all-this-shit cop was so startled that he dropped his gun. When the weapon hit the ground, it made a clanging sound that echoed through the alley. The drop caused all the ammunition to fly out, leaving the cop unarmed. But lucky me, he called back up.

"Ohhhh... Jemima." I mumbled. Not only were there hundreds of police cars, but when I looked up I saw black swat helicopters circling me. Another cop ran up to the side of the done-with-all-this-shit cop with a megaphone.

"Place your hands on your head." he shouted. Even though I was 6 feet away from him. "You are officially under arrest for committing the murder of 2 innocent civilians." I did what I was told, slowly placing my clammy palms on the top of my head. The megaphone cop looked like a miniature version of George Clooney, and he had a mustache. And what I did next, I deeply regret.

"Y'know, I don't really believe you." I said with a slightly smug look to my face.

Megaphone cop didn't like my sass. "Excuse me?" he screeched. "You don't believe that you killed people for no reason?" I nodded my head. "Well, you'd did. You are responsible for the death of Georgia Lake, and Jason Pensky."

I scoffed, and took my hands off my head. "Nah, I don't believe you." I retorted. "And can you not talk through that obnoxious megaphone? I'm like 6 feet away from you."

So yeah, I'm going to have the ultimate cringe-attack later on in life, but, it felt good. I've never felt more alive that the very moment, the moment I realized that I made a horrible mistake. Apparently resisting arrest is against the law. Who knew am I right?

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Alright guys. I'm pretty happy with this chapter, I meant not a lot happened but the humor is still 10/10. (or if you think it's terrible I can agree with that too.) and wow this chapter is long!

Anyways, hope you're liking this. And sorry I haven't updated in a while, I've been on vacation for the past couple of weeks. Anyways, BAI~

~Galaxy

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