i'm crazy for ya, batty

I will never be your boyfriend- one shot

This is a little short story I wrote. I just want you guys to get an idea of who Dimples is and how she flirts with batman (aka Alfred Wayne) before the story begins. This does not go hand in hand with the actual story. Just a one shot. Might make more of these in between writing. Enjoy!

I will never be your boyfriend- dimples/batty

" Batty! Batty! Batty batty batty batty batty!" I called out to my boyfriend who was hiding up in the rafters " come on batty! Come on down! I just wanna talk to ya. I have hostages here, ya know! Hehehe. If you come on down and give ol' miss D a kiss, mayyyybe I'll let 'em go! Hehehehe." I laughed. I turned to the hostage " but don't count on it." I whispered to the hostage. " you ever had a boyfriend, sweetheart? No? Well mine is refusing to come down and kiss me. How awful is that? Hehe. Maybe I can make him come down" I smirked as I pulled out a pocket knife. " yeah a little cut here... And here... Yeah that's good" I said as I cut a heart shape into her cheek. I pulled the rag off of her " go ahead, scream!"

I laughed as she screamed at the pain. " BATTYYYYY! there's a hostage bleeding down here. If you come down and kiss me I might let her go." I taunted him. I soon felt his big strong hands wrapped around my neck. I looked at his hands and gave one of his hands a lick. Batty then pushed me down and rescued the hostage. When the hostage was with the dumbass police he turned to me.

" Dimples, why do you insist on tormenting Gotham like your father did? You do know you have a choice, right?" Batty asked me. I giggled

" you have a choice too, ya know. Be a good little Batty and come over to my side. We could be a perfect family. And I don't torment Gotham specifically, you ever wonder why I kidnap random people? It's to get YOUR attention, Batty. Not Gotham's attention, yours!" I said to him. He rolled his eyes.

" I am never coming over to your side. You're the product of the most wanted people in Gotham! You can try to persuade me all you like, but I'll never be your boyfriend." He said as he left me there. Tears ran down my cheek. I wiped them away. I'm not a cry baby like my daddy always said  I was. I'll make Batty fall for me. Somehow.