The adventures of Grace and Kimmy: Becoming Crminals

All hell breaks loose

We woke up early to start our day of sight seeing. We went to a bakery, saw the Statue of Liberty, you know all the good stuff. Now this is where shit goes wrong. The mess that I am in right now would of never fucking happened if my genius sister wouldn't of left us. We were walking down the busy street when Alexis saw a clothes store. Of course me and Kimmy refused to go in. She said it would be quick but we all know that it wouldn't be. So Alexis asked if I had my phone on me and of course I did I always do. And then she said we can go on with out her and we would meet up some where else later. It was getting late and we weren't so sure about it but then we thought we would be okay because there is a lot of people around and the city was lit up again.
We decided to walk to Time square not realizing how far it was from us. Cut us some slack were idiots after all. So we walked along and stopped in a couple of stores. It was dark out now and Alexis still hadn't called or texted us. I just got a little worried and decided that we should head back, but Kimmy wanted to go in one last store and I said alright. It was a game store of course. Didn't I mention that we were also total dorks into that anime, superhero, and video game shit. After we browsed through everything I called Alexis no answer. So I texted her.
Hey I'm guessing you're still shopping or found a guy or somethin like that so we're heading back to the hotel.
We went back to the hotel and ordered room service we ate chicken wings like kings! After we finished I took a shower and after I got out Kimmy then took a shower. I blow dried my hair and then I started waving it with one of those wavy things, when I heard a gentle knock on the door. "Finally your back," I shouted, " I never thought you would be done." I go to open the door when the gentle knock becomes a loud hard knock. "Ah jeez I'm coming can you give me a sec." I unlock the door and open it. There was a peephole on the door. I should of looked through the fucking peephole because gosh dammit that was not Alexis. Instead of slamming the door I fell back on my butt out of shock and I looked up at the giant man dressed in black with my mouth opened. I tried to scream but I couldn't just air came out. The big giant bald man with no eyebrows and a scar going across his forehead stepped into the room and shut the door. He looked like one of those generic bad guys from movies and cartoons. He stood above me glaring down at me when suddenly Kimmy comes out of the bathroom screaming "WOOWEE that was a great shower!" She then noticed the giant man over me and then proceeded to say "oh shit!" I finally got out of shock and realized what was going on. I then kicked that man so hard in the balls I don't think he will ever to be able to have children. He screamed so loud and fell to his knees holding himself.
"Kimmy lets go!!" I shouted and she jumped over the man and we ran out the door. I ran straight into a handsome mans arms but then I realized there was no time for that. "Help us please there is a strange man in our room!" And then this man held me in his arms and looked me in the eyes and tried to comfort me. " shh shhh I know. I know" I felt so safe for just a second but then I realized what he said. I know. I KNOW!? " Wait what do you mean I know?" I slowly turn around to see my friend being gagged and restrained by another man. I look back at the man holding me and he has a wide grin on his face and an evil look in his beautiful blue eyes.... Anyways um I tear my arms away from him and push the guy who was trying to get Kimmy. She pulls her self loose from him and we start run down the hallway. We get to an elevator and we shut the doors as quick as we could. Relaxing music played as we panic ally screamed at each other. "WHAT DO WE DO" "I DONT KNOW" "CALL THE COPS?" " YEAH LETS DO THAT"
I reached into my pockets and as soon as I grabbed my phone the elevator doors opened and the scar faced giant man stood in front of us. I smiled and waved and laughed a little nervous laugh as Kimmy repeatedly jammed the the elevator button. The elevator started to close and he pushed apart the doors. We screamed and then ran through his legs and out of the hotel. We ran Down The street and didn't stop running until we got to a Subway. No not kind of subway under the ground the one that serves sandwiches. We breathed heavily and than my phone dinged. I looked at it. To my surprise it was texts from Alexis and it read:
We've got your girlfriend and we aren't so happy about what you did to us at the hotel and we should kill her right now but were generous people so instead we will make a deal.
I text back:
Alexis isn't my girlfriend she is my sister dip wads I'm calling the police.
they reply:
Oh.. Well we got your sister and if you call the police we will kill her then find you and kill you. So the deal is you we need some things.
I reply:
Fine what is it
They reply:
Well just little things like one single Egyptian hyrogliphic and about 1billion dollars no biggie
I reply:
You idiots do you expect a couple of fifteen year olds to get that and do you know how heavy those hyrogliphics are?
They reply:
Ugh fine JUST GET SOMETHING FROM THE EGYPTIAN EXHIBIT AND JUST ROB THE BANK ITS NOT THAT HARD YOU HAVE FOUR DAYS TO COMPLETE THIS TASK OR YOU ALL DIE AND JUST TO UP THE ANTY U LITTLE BITCHES WE PUT BOMBS ALL AROUND NEW YORK CITY !
I reply:
Woah buddy goin a little overboard there we will do it but why can't you do it? Are you not man enough so your gonna send a couple of teenage girls?
Then they reply with the last text of its three days now I would get started if I were you.
I look over and Kimmy is sitting down eating a sub. I walked over and sat in a chair next to her. "What are we gonna do?"
" Rob a bank you idiot did you not read his request?" She said this and she seemed unphased and totally okay with the situation.
"We can't rob a bank!"
" So it's settled first thing tomorrow!"
"What no stop is everything I'm saying to you going straight through your head?"
"Totally." She gets up and walks out.
"Kimmmmmy!" I say as I follow after her.
"What!? Stop trying to convince me that we can't rob a bank and steal an artifact from the museum!"
"OHHH Ghad!! We're really gonna do this aren't we ooohhhh maaaann!"
And guess what? We really did rob a bank the next day.