The Secret

The Stranger

I walked home feeling pretty good about myself. But I couldn't help but feel like I was being watched. I stopped in my tracks, as much as it sounds like a cheesy horror movie, as the bush in front if me rustled. But of course it was only a raccoon. I sighed relieved and took my hand off the .45 I hand my hand was around.

"Jesus Christ little dude." I said to the raccoon

It tilted it's head and made that noise that raccoons make and swished its paw in front if me as if to say 'over here, come look'.

"You want me to follow you?" I asked "well TOO BAD!"

I pulled my gun and pointed it at the 'coon.

"You wanna die?!?!?! I'll do it, I will blow a hole in you. This thing has hollow points in it." I said

The raccoon seemed to sense someone and turned and ran

"Okay, you do get it." I said, not realizing it saw something behind me. I put my .45 back in my bag, the handle still available so I could pull it if I needed it. I continued walking home, which by now was only about 200 yards. I heard a noise in the bushes... again.

"Hello raccoon!" I called back to the rustling in the bushes, thinking it was the raccoon.

"Who the hell you calling a raccoon... you calling me a bandit?!?!?!" said an unfamiliar voice. I turned at an almost inhuman speed and drew my gun while I spun. I turned and saw......... only the racco-- wait ONLY THE RACCOON!!!

"Who the hell said that?" I asked "I'll shoot you this thing is loaded with holl--" I was cut short

"hollow points, ya. I heard you talking to the 'coon." the voice said. Now obviously a girl and good looking from the sound of her voice.

I pointed my gun above to the tree branch above me now where the voice was coming from and unloaded 3 of my 10 rounds. Only to be greeted with........ silence.

I grunted satisfied that I was finally alone. I sat down on a log 'Deep breaths Derek deep breaths'. Suddenly my dad burst through the thicket of shrubs in front pf me in his full deadpool outfit. He swung his swords and cleared the thicket as well as my brand nEW ABERCROMBIE T-SHIRT!!!

"Hey, dad." I said almost bored

"Hey, lil me." he said knowing I hated it when he call me that

"Can you be remotely mature for 3 seconds?" I asked already knowing the answer to the rhetorical question

"Nope." came his single worded reply

"I figured." I said once again bored

"Well let's go. Your mom is making CHIMICHANGAS!!!" he said as if he were in heaven.... he was, he was in heaven

"Okay" I said as I decided to wait to tell him I was expelled until after chimichangas when he was in the happiest mood possible by human kind. I jumped up and grabbed the lowest branch above my head as my dad put his back to me, so he didn't see me slip into the tree. I jumped and flipped from branch to branch. But in my mind 1 thing was for sure someone had followed me and I didn't aprove.

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A/N

So guys what do you think.  Anyway  if you guys want to understand the story better learn about deadpool. Also Derek has his regenerative abilities but they aren't as fast to regenerate. Anyway his regeneration will come into play in the next chapter. Until then CHIMICHANGAS!!! \(^__^)/