The Secret

Who did this?

A/N 

So hey guys sorry for the short chapters I have had writers block like no other. Please forgive ans forget. This one will be longer I promise.

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I followed her now limping because she fuCKING SHOT ME!!! I still can't believ- wait yes I can. She seems to be slightly crazed and should be approached with caution. I started humming one of my favorite songs, Ain't no rest for the wicked by cage the elephant, to eaze my pain, what little pain I had because I was a Wilson Goddammit. Anyway to my surprise she started humming with me. We looked at each other in surprise. I started to sing out load and so did she.

"Not 15 minutes later I was still walking down the street... " we sang together

We did this for a solid half the song. Then she said

"I like that song... i'm bored of it though." 

Then of all the things in this world she knocked me out. Like hit me.... in the back of the head.... KNOCKED ME OUT BECAUSE SHE GOT TIRED OF THE SONG!!! WHO THE EVERLOVING FUCK DOES THAT!!! Oh well whats done is done.... except i'm going to hurt her. she didn't realize I was slightly conscious when she stashed my weapons. also becuase she wasn't smart enough to check my "boots", I wasn't really wearing shoes but they were more like hard slippers with a shitload of sheaths and holsters where I currently had some stashed weapons.

I woke up...upside down...again. HER AND HANGING ME UPSIDE DOWN I SWEAR TO GOD!!! I started wringling around to get free. I finally managed to get free but fall on my head... and break my neck.

"OW" I whined standing up and breaking it back into place with a loud "CRACK"

"quit your belly aching and come on." She said impatiently

"No, make me you vindictive coniving bitch." I said even though she was very attractive in the leather outfit.... the point is I don't normally yell at attractive ladies.

"Really... ok" She said

Then she did the last thing I expected her to. She grabbed the zipper at the top of her leather "Jumpsuit" and pulled it down to her chest just enough that she wasn't revealing it all, sadly thought the back of my mind, she reached down the outfit and pulled out 2 large handguns and zipped it back up. I was standind there jaw to the floor..... again. 

"Well you going to fight or not?!?!" She yell-asked

"Yeah, and i'm going to beat you down." I said confidently I had nver lost a fight. \