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Dis thang: Introduction

Mkay. So I have this friend from Wattpad since April 2015 which I think is lying and boasting to me, always. But she already told me that she quit Wattpad which is a good thing. And I'm going to share some issues with ya'll.

1. Identity

Her Wattpad username when we became "friends" was K(not going to continue but for short, let's call her K.A.). After a few weeks, she changed her name (as in name, not username) to Christine Bell. Then she told me to add her "cousin" on FB and told me the name was the same as her username (KA *cough*). So I was 100% positive that she was KA.

2. Age

Last year, KA told me her birthdate was the same as mine (april 15 ; Emma Watson's) then this year, she told me her birthday was April 14. *cough* Guess she's only making herself older. And again, last year, she told me her age was 14 (which I think is not true) then this year, she told me her age rn is 17. Heh, she doesn't need to lie to impress me. She only makes friendship worse.

3. Hometown

At the day after we became friends, she told me her hometown was Leyte. Then later on, she told me she was born in London but pure Filipino. And she told me she went to school in London but I'm 100% positive (again) that she never went to London 'cuz her English grammar was terrible.

4. Intelligence

KA told to me last year that she was a Valedictorian in her school and never became top 2 which annoys me because of her being boastful. As I mentioned, her English grammar is terrible, so there is a 99% chance that she was never an honor student. Another thing, she told me her "cousin" was studying High School at Ateneo (which one girl? which one?) but after telling her that I will study in UP-which more than genius students are learning (cuz I have passed the entrance examinations at a Science HS meaning there will be an 80% chance that I will pass the examinations at UP), she told me that her "cousin" (or KA) will study at UP. It's obvious gurl. You don't know that more than genius peeps are studying at UP. Wait 'til I check out her "cousin's" FB account. There will be a chance that her "cousin" has posted a pic where she'll be wearing a uniform.

5. Friendship

I was about to bust her but it messed up because of her boasting. I asked her "What is the name of your barkada?" and she asked why (of course I want to know) which makes me facepalm. Then she asked me "you first". Maybe just making sure that hers is better than mine. Maybe not! So I lied to her and thought of something unfamiliar. I told her "The Savages, est. 2013" and she replied "Ours is bad meaning beautiful and dangerous because we was famous in our campus on london and some students are scared of us that but im very genius and friendly and im dangerous women". See what I mean about her grammar? And also she asked, "Ahmm what is that". I have no idea what she's talking about but I'm 90% sure that she doesn't know the meaning of est. And she also asked "why savage bestie". Bestie? Yuck, I don't like that callsign. And that's a sign that she doesn't know what savage means. Anyways, I replied "Savage means cool (because our squad is kinda famous), badass (our squad is boyish and very tough), and violent (a little bit of a gangster)" I lied back.

6. Summer Lessons

After telling her that I have piano lessons, she boasted, again. She told me that she was learning ballet (her spelling was balley), gymnastics (which is almost the same as ballet), violin, voice, taekwando and piano this summer. I think it is impossible to do all these things in summer. I don't even think if she has an angelic voice. She mentioned that she's a dangerous woman right? Devilish voice perhaps? How could she travel and travel this summer (because she was also boasting about her travels [see no. 7] again) with these summer lessons on her schedule?

7. Traveling

KA mentioned last year that she traveled the Globe. Which is hella impossible for her age. If she traveled around the world, her "cousin" should be with her. If her "cousin" is not allowed to go with KA, her parents and godparents aren't good enough to let her "cousin" travel with KA. If her parents are godparents aren't good enough, maybe they didn't know how to make children happy. If they don't know how to make children happy, maybe they aren't honor students, including KA. Imagine, traveling around the globe without her "cousin"? That may be rude bruh. Sooo... has she traveled around the globe? Is she an honor student? Is she a genius? Is she friendly?

8. Gadgets

She also told me that their family own every, single, freaking, gadget. To be honest, the only thing I like about iPhone is because its an Apple product. Samsung would be much better. Then why would she boast that?

9. Money

She mentioned last time that they were the richest people in their city and also told me that their family own 37 lots in this world. I just remembered what my grandmother told me, "A true rich family won't boast about their money." which I strongly agree. Because if you just boast your money to random people, they might kidnapp you just to get your money. Also, if KA's fam is "rich", her "cousin" must be rich too. But I what I saw on her "cousin's" Facebook, is a simple house without painting. And I'm not happy with it.

Okay guys, so these are "bestie" issues I experienced with dis thang.

Children must learn how to avoid boasting 'bout their money, being famous, or calling themselves cool, beautiful, and genius. Always stay humble guys. You guys also don't need to change your name [your parents thought hard to give you] to impress someone. Stay on your true identity

What about my username?

My username is a codename cuz every member on our squad has one.

Lesson learned guys XD

You don't need to lie to impress someone.