Dan💫: whats your favorite plant?
Phil🌿: oh god thats like picking my favorite child
Dan💫: do it
Phil🌿: umm it would have to be cactuses
Dan💫: pls stick it up my ass
Dan💫: I MEAN WHAT
Phil🌿: oh so youre a bottom
Phil🌿: interesting
Dan💫: should i be worried
Phil🌿: not really but i WILL penetrate you
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Fanfictionyou've got a new kik message: Phil🌿: where did you want to meet up? Dan💫: sorry m8 you've got the wrong person Highest ranking: #33 in fanfiction