kik | a phanfiction [completed]

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Dan💫: sooooo

Phil🌿: hmmmm?

Dan💫: what do you want for christmas?

Phil🌿: you in my bed

Dan💫: has there been a time where you havent made things dirty i stg

Phil🌿: oh so you want me to stop

Dan💫: i didnt say that( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Phil🌿: oh ok danny boi( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Dan💫: okok but for real what do you want

Phil🌿: i just told you

Dan💫: otHER than me in your bed

Phil🌿: you under the mistletoe

Dan💫: oh for christ sake philip

Phil🌿: hahaha ok ill stop

Phil🌿: hm i want maybe some cat stuff? like treats or bowls or toys

Dan💫: but i want to buy you something that you can treasure for the rest of your life

Dan💫: not something a cat will eat or claw up

Phil🌿: ok then give me a pack of condoms

Phil🌿: i sure will treasure the moment i get to use them for the rest of my life

Phil🌿: with you of course

Dan💫: ohmY GOD PHIL