Poseithena

Intruder

Athena's pov

Just as we were savoring the moment, that happened. It always does. Obviously it was an intruder. And worse still...

THAT INTRUDER WAS MY FATHER! Zeus, of all gods... WHY???

He came rocketing down from who knows where, singing, " Poseidon and Athena sitting in a tree,       K-I-S-S-I-N-G!" Poseidon looked at my stupid freakin' dad and sighed. 

" Zoos!!!!" I literally screamed.( and btw Athena doesn't scream so zoos is shocked)

And suddenly zoos that idiot( I luv that name) had his master bolt aimed at Poseidon and he was getting ready to strike. Poseidon got out his trident - no, failed to- because he left it at home. I was ready to scream( again) at Poseidon for being that stupid jerk. He just looked at me withy those eyes that said " hey, my life is in danger, let's leave my most powerful weapon at home!"

Zoos that idiot zapped Poseidon and he crashed backwards. The flaw in this plan was that zoos that idiot forgot that water was Poseidon's strength. So instead of crashing him inland, zoos that idiot just had to blast him into the sea.

Zodiot( my ship name for zoos and idiot...) grinned evilly and said" now that I have dealt with him, I can deal with you! You are grounded, young lady! One, for making...( you know, but I can't even say it or I might throw up) with my half rival, and two, for not telling me, King of the freakin' gods!"

Zodiot grabbed me by the straps of my dress( Athena doesn't wear dresses but for the matter of this story, let's say she does...) and starts dragging me towards Olympus when suddenly something literally skyrocketed out of the waves and splashes down zodiot, leaving a clump of seaweed in his mouth. Poseidon!

Poseidon smiles and taps zodiot on the back, making him jump. As zodiot turned, Poseidon raised his trident and zodiot' formal outfit changes into a hula skirt and no top. Zodiot yelled at Poseidon, who grinned evilly and said, " I dare you to walk home like this... See what Hera would want to say..."

Authors note

Should Poseidon and Athena film the zodiot walking home in a hula skirt?

Oh and btw sorry it took so long to update... I went on holiday for more than three weeks...:)