RUN!
JUST RUN WHILE YOU CAN!
Oh, you're staying?
Ok. You are responsible for whatever happens to you from now on. Yes, because I'm not your nanny ;)
If you're waiting for a description, stop wasting your time.
Really.
Look, even I don't know what'...
Jamie finally got the guts to write a randomness book!! Yyyyyaaaaayyyyy *shows giant placard saying APPLAUSE* Well thank you!
So today I was listening to Uma Thurman by FOB and I was like Uhm.... Uma Thurman.... What an odd name. Let's google it!
You know when you google random stuff (like for instance, yourself) and you almost spit on your computer screen thanks to your search's results? Well it happened.
I'm terrible matching faces to names. [necessary citation] I mean, I used to think that Anthony Bourdain was George Clooney and the other way around. Who does that? But of course that then Nespresso ads came along and I got it all figured out. All hail Nespresso ads!
Anyway, turns out Uma Thurman is this person:
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Smhtdhtmdgnfdgnfdyjrdsrteaweatwesfhdx Omgs she's Mia from Pulp Fiction!! *kills self*
And also....
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*le gasp* Guess I was too busy pointing out that Chiron was 007 and angrily fangirling, pointing out the first 200 things deeply wrong about this movie, to notice this one.....
And this one....
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Ok. It's just me or that looks plain wrong?
And this:
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KILL BILL! *kills self several times instead of killing Bill*
Also this one:
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Woah. Wait. Is she Black Widow too? Jeez. She's . The. Ultimate. Baddass. Girl. For real
And last but not least:
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-_- (./.) -_- (./.) -_- (./.) -_- (./.) -_- (./.) -_- (./.) -_- (./.) YOU KNOW WHAT? She can even pull off a baddass nun! *secretly -_- (./.)-_- (./.)-_- (./.)*
