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If you are awesome you'll like this

PS this is willy's side

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You can't spell stupid without SI

If he has to put his lips on something that I'd made I'd rather it be a duck call.

Nothin makes a father happier than seeing his daughter with a smile on her face and her and her boyfriend with fear in his eyes.

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SI's turn

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I don't know any redneck that ain't into fun it's there middle name

RED-FUN-NECK.

First it's pretty tires then its pretty guns next thin you know your shavin your beard and wearing Capri pants!

They call me the beaver commander!

Hey looky here beavers protect your husbands,wives,and both of you protect your kids!

I'm like an owl I don't give a hoot!

Today with computers you know if your Dating a little ol gal that you can't even smell GIRLS SMELL NICE!

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Phill

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You go from happy happy happy to crabby crabby crabby .

Happy Happy Happy!

The more makeup a women wears the more she's trying to hide makeup can hide a lot of evil

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Miss Kay

I don't know bout this Justin beaver

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Jase

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You can talk any redneck into any challenge that's why so many rednecks die in such strange ways!

There are two kinds of people without beards it's boys and woman I am neither!

When security comes its every man for himself.

Let me put this in Spanish for you ... NO

When you don't know what your doing its best to do it quickly.!

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