Underswap Sans X Reader

It's Taco Time!

"You better had been nice to our guests Papyrus." Sans glared at him. You laughed. "Don't worry Sans, he was really nice to me, so it's okay." You smiled at Sans. "Okay if you say so." Sans walked over and gave you one of the three plates he was holding, then he handed Papyrus a plate.

There were three tacos on your plate. Hmm, they smell weird. Papyrus tapped your shoulder. You looked at him and he whispered "listen kid, I know his food isn't really the best, but please do not break his heart. he thinks that his food is amazing so let him keep believing. honestly this is one of his better dishes."

What the hell? You didn't even put the food in your mouth yet and your already scared to do so.

*Take a big bite out of the taco?

*Let's get this over with❤      *No

* You took a big bite out of the taco.

* Big mistake.

It was really bad. The taste is indescribable. It can only be dubbed as 'horrible'. You had to force yourself not to gag. You scrunched up your face, internally screaming. Your eyes started to water.

Sans was watching you excitedly. Literal stars in his eyes, he sat on the floor in front of you, just so he could see your reaction to his food.

The taco shell was supposed to be hard and crunchy but it was slimy, squishy and soft. The meat was a mixture of raw and burnt, and the seasoning was horrible.

"So how is it!?" Sans was smiling brightly. You had to force it down your throat to answer him. So many dirty jokes.

* Tell Sans the truth?

*Yes.             *No he'll be sad. ❤

"It was great! Thank you so much but I don't think I could eat another bite, I'm so full." You lier.

"Aw, that's wonderful, I'm happy that you liked it! You don't have to keep eating if you're full. I'll take your plate from you." Sans was so happy you liked his food. He got up to take your plate, and was almost vibrating.

* You did a good job.
* You mentally patted yourself on the back.

Sans skipped out of the room with your plate in his hand. "good job kiddo. I haven't seen 'em that happy in days. do you wanna go ta Muffet's? the food there is a little better tastin'. and easier to swallow. I know you're probably still hungry." Papyrus wanted to help you out.

* Except Papyrus' offer?

* Sure ❤            * No way!

* You excepted Papyrus'offer.
* Papyrus is glad.

"bro?" Papyrus called out to his brother who was washing your plate in the kitchen. "Yes Papy?" Sans poked his head around the wall. "i'm gonna take 'em to Muffet's, okay?" Papyrus pointed at you with his thumb lazily. "Oh yeah sure jus- .....Wait I thought you weren't hungry anymore." Sans stepped into the room and put his hands on his hips. He narrowed his eye sockets at you.

"bro they ain't gonna eat. imma introduce 'em to Muffet and be back in thirty minutes." Papyrus lied for you. "Oh, okay then! Just be careful with Y/N's legs. I don't want Y/N to be hurt." Sans believed the lie. "no problem bro. i'll make sure they don't hurt themselves anymore than they already have." Papyrus got up from the couch and stretched. Some of his bones made cracking noises.

"come on kid let's go." Papyrus held his hand out so you get up. You grabbed his hand and shakily got up. It hurts your legs a little bit to stand. You stumbled a little while Papyrus held on to you with both of his hands.

"okay, look I know a short cut. you jus' gotta get through the front door." Papyrus held you up as you trembled slightly. He walked you to the front door, nice and slowly. He opened the door and for a split second it was all black and then you were standing in some sort of bakery or café type thing.