What the hell just happened?
Everything went black the second the front door opened and then out of no where you were in the middle of some weird looking bakery/bar thingy.
The walls and floor were very nice shades of purple. There were white cats the size of people wearing battle armor, sitting at tables that were scattered around the bakery thingy.
"hey kid, you okay?" Papyrus had been staring at you. "Oh uh, yeah sorry I spaced out. I was just confused." You shook your head trying to clear it. "confused about what?" Papyrus was still holding you up by your shoulders. "Never mind." Your head hurts. "a'ight, if you say so." Papyrus shrugged his shoulders.
He started to escort you to the bar where there was a woman working. She had five black eyes and six arms and she was standing behind the bar cleaning a beer glass and wiping down the strip of counter in front of her. She was humming softly to herself. (A/N she was humming "Spider Dance".)
She had little white fangs that poked out over her bottom lip and she had pinky, purplish skin. Her black hair was shoulder length and she had two short ponytails on either side of her head. She had a cute, neat, little bowtie on to match her waitress/bartender outfit. (A/N I did my best to try to explain how the picture up-top looks. Yes I played the game, I know what she actually looks like.)
"don't stare to long. it's rude." Papyrus looked serious. "O-oh I'm sorry. I didn't mean to be rude. I-I just, I j-" You were cut off by Papyrus' laughter. "Huh w-what? What's so funny?" You were about to start crying again. "i'm sorry kiddo but that was funny. you thought I was serious? really? the look on your face is just so priceless right now." Papyrus continued to laugh.
You punched Papyrus in the arm. You ended up hurting yourself instead. You were in standing front of a high bar stool when Papyrus picked you up and placed you on it gently.
"Hey, I could have done that myself." You crossed your arms and pouted. "no you couldn't have. I haven't seen ya bendin' ya knees all that much since we found ya and I didn't wanna watch you struggle to get onto it. especially if you could've ended up hurtin' ya'self." Papyrus crossed his arms.
"May I take your orders?" A feminine voice came from in front of you. You looked to see who was talking and you jumped, not expecting the six armed vampire lady thingy to be standing there. What did you expect? She obviously works here, otherwise why would she be standing behind the bar in the first place?
"I'll have the usual, Muffy. hey kid, do you want a donut or a croissant?" Papyrus is waiting.
* Croissant ❤ * Donut
"Good choice. I'll be right back with your orders." She winked at you and went through a door that said "Kitchen Spiders Only". She is scary looking but she seemed nice. She came back with a bottle of honey in one of her hands and a plate with a weird looking croissant on it, in one of her other hands.
"Here you are deary, one croissant for you and one bottle of honey for Papyrus." She smiled at you as she put the plate in front of you.
* It looks like some sort of powerful bracelet.
* You got the powerful brace- croissant.
"thanks Muffy. hey kid, want some?" Papyrus pointed the tip of his bear shaped honey bottle at you, offering some to you. Dirty jokes... dirty jokes everywhere...
* Take the honey?
* Yes. * No thanks. ❤
"a'ight, more for me then." Papyrus proceeded to put the tip of the bottle in his mouth and drink half of the honey. That doesn't look too appetizing, or filling. Didn't he ask that lady, Muffin or something, right? Whatever. Didn't he ask her for 'the usual'?
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FanfictionThere will be smut I promise. For right now let just hint at dirty things. I will be making all kinds of references to other stuff on the Internet, movies, books, or in real life. Lets see who can get all of them. With out further a do let's see ho...