Underswap Sans X Reader

Flustered Blueberry

You woke up back on the couch, all curled up in a soft blanket. There was the sound of a television. It sounded like a robot was talking and that they were going to be making a new hit single. Blinking the sleep out of your eyes you turned over, so you could see the living room.

Sans was sharing the couch with you. He was quietly sitting on the other end of the couch watching the TV. Oblivious to your eyes on him, Sans was tightly clutching the remote and had literal stars in his eyes. He was kicking his legs slightly and his smile was even bigger than when you had woken up the first time.

He was obviously excited about what he was watching on the TV. "Hey." You were quiet but you ended scaring him. Sans jolted at the sound of your voice. "O-oh, hi. Good afternoon." Sans smiled gently. "It's afternoon?" You were baffled. It was night time when you fell, and it's now the next day?

That was fast. "Yes, I think right now it is 2:37." He looked up at the cute little clock that hung on the wall to tell you the time. "Watch this with me! It's awesome!" Sans was excited about the TV again. "Okay." You had no idea what the TV show is about but you decided to watch anyway. "Mweheheh! Thank you human!" Sans is happy with your decision.

~Le time skip~

This was starting to get boring. You couldn't follow what the blue and turquoise robot was talking about for more than ten seconds at a time without getting distracted by his appearance.

He has a bright blue hat with the bill faced backwards and silver hair. He was wearing headphones, that matched his hat, around his neck and a puff jacket that had short sleeves. The jacket also had a similar color to the hat but it had white accents on the ends of the sleeves and where there would be a zipper on the front. He has white gloves on and in the middle of his chest he has a large silver square, that was taking almost all the space on it, with a brilliant little heart shape that glowed bright turquoise in the middle. He was also wearing these bright blue sneakers that matched his hat and jacket. He was just too... flashy.

"Um, Sans can we do something else?" You were starting to fall asleep. "Sure thing! What would you like to do?" Sans lowered the volume on the TV and turned towards you. "I don't know. Uh, how about you... you um... hmm... *gasp* how about you and I play twenty questions!" You got excited.

"Um, o-okay. Sure!" Sans looked nervous for a few seconds, but he quickly poised himself. "Awesome! I'll start!" You smiled brightly at him, thinking of all the possibilities. "M-may I ask a quick question before we um, before we play?" He was wringing his gloved hands. "Sure." You cocked your head. "How do you play 'twenty questions'?" He looked down at the couch.

"Well, first I ask you twenty questions about yourself and you have to answer all of them, honestly. If you can't answer a question or you don't want to answer one you lose.... a piece of clothing! Yeeaah a piece of clothing... off your body of course. Heh heh heh." You made this up because... wait that didn't happen I made that up because I honestly don't know the rules of "twenty questions" and if I don't know something then you don't know that something in this story, because reasons!

"O-okay if you say so. Do I g-get to ask you twenty questions too?" Sans seems tense. "Yes, of course!" You are excited and so am I. Sans shut off the television.

"Let's begin! Question number one... hmm... what is your favorite color?" This is going to be good. "Blue! Mweheheh!" He got excited.

"Question number two... what's a secret you know about Papyrus that no one else knows about?" You are so evil. "U-um, well... Do I have to answer this one?" He isn't comfortable. "Yes you do unless you have to take off your scarf." You crossed your arms. "I'm going to take off my scarf." He took his scarf off and neatly folded it.