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Comeback 102

Police: Where do you live?

You: With my parents!

Police: Where do your parents live?

You: With me!

Police: Where do you all live?

You: Together!

Police: Where is your house?

You: Next to my neighbours house!

Police: Where do your neighbours live?

You: You probably won't believe me if I say this!

Police: Tell me!

You: Next to my house!

~ DavidGuidone6000