Smile dip

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Dipper: where's Mabel?

Mabel: hi smile puppy what are u up too?

Mabel's imagination of smile pup:NOTHING BUT WOULD U LIKE TO EAT MY CANDY PAW

Mabel: FUCK YA

Dipper: w..t...f! WENDY!!!

Wendy: ya,.... AHHHHHHHHH WTF MAN

Dipper:what happens to Mabel?

Wendy: idk

Mabel: onward OWISIMA

Bill:well idk what's going on but I'm going to try this pink powder

*bill destroys the world then brings it back*

Wendy: 0-o

Dipper: 0-o

Mabel: ~_~

Bill: welp that just happend

Mabel:  IM.....IM.....IM...............................FABULOUS!!!

Dipper:yes u ar-

Luna: HEY DIPSHIT!

Dipper: ugghh I hate that nickname

Luna: sup guys what's up with Mabel?

Bill: hey girl *trys to flirt with luna*

Luna: wtf bill. IF U SAY THAT AGAIN I WILL GET MY DEMONS UP HERE AND DRAG UR ASS DOWN TO HELL!

Bill:I NEED A PHARMACIST

Luna: *looks at dipper* and what r u supposed to be a disappointment!?

Dipper: yup

Everyone: o-0 wat

Mabel: I eat smile dip to forget but I always remember

Bill: what is up with these people

Jodey: *takes a long sip of her coffee* *looks down and sighs* You're all going to hell someday

Dipper: What?

Luna: I hope u all like beach clothes, because its gonna be to hot for beach clothes.

Dipper: WHAT?

Jodey: ya I hope u like working for my sis she runs a flamin hot bisnuess

*bill high fives jodey*

Luna: welp bye guys.

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