Texting

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Okay guys so I found out that my friend isn't in any of my classes and this is what I texted her.       L=friend.      -=me

-Yeah, WAHT AM I GOING TO DO WITHOUT U! *summoning a demon in the background for a friend*

L= Well idk Ima be in classes that will be better for me and hope I'll be better and I will visit you when your sitting next to the ppl who I use to hang out with and Ima be with ale

-I don't want to be lonley * wattpad oc crying in the background*

Luna: how am I going to update my books?! Why! WAHY IS THE WORLD SO CRUELS TO ME

Bill cipher: bc u suck

Luna: well if the world said I suck then how come its letting me eat your people *starts eating Doritos *

Bill: STOP EAT MY PEOPLE*luna pushes him on top of a toaster*

Vincent(from fnaf): NO! MY SWAG WAS IN THAT TOASTER!

~flashback~

Vincent: I forgot to turn off my swag last night woke up covered in toast, SHIT NOT AGAIN! *stars eating toast*

~end of flashback~

Luna: get out of here Vincent this is not you dimension!

*vincent runs off crying with toaster*

Bill: I HATE U LUNA!

Luna: *brings mina*

Mina: hi Bill 😊

Bill: o-o *blushes and runs of to some random galaxy*

The eleventh Doctor: HELLO EARTH PEOPLE

Clara Oswald: hi doctor are we trailing to some galaxy today? 😊

Doctor: *dies from pure stupidness*

Dean( from supernatual): SUP

Luna: *eating deans pie*

Dean: HEY THATS MY PIE

Catherine: wait nvm I can still write chapters (btw my name catherine for short it cat)

L= *no response so I sent this*

-HALLLLLO (hello) *dipper pines eating toast in background )

Me: GET OUT DIPPER

Dipper: *runs out of room*

Me: how the hell did he get in here?

-haha I wrote a small comic idk why though

L=NICE STORIES

-GET WATTPAD AGIAN AND READ MY STORIES *turns head around without moving body and eyes white*

Bill: you should read them before she kills you

Luna: *has knife in hand*

Mabel: DO IT JUST DO IT, DONT LET DREAMS BE DREAMS

chat noir: she also made a chat X reader book

L=Oh right watt pad

-Luna: GET IT AGAIN *outside ready to stab a bitch*

L= man this comic is getting good

- Luna: what o-o? *stabs someone*

Person: AHHH HELP THERE IS A CRAZY PERSON WHO JUST STABBED ME

Luna:  I WILL FIND YOU AND I WILL KILL YOU WHOLE FAMILY also running around screaming will make it worse

A/n

So ya that's it guys I texted my friend a whole chapter trying to make her get wattpad again if u want to check her out her account is aiileslie please follow her she has no books yet mabye idk but ya bye *two finger salute*















Why are you still here?


















Go away!



































Ok I will stop fooling around bye

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⏰ Last updated: Aug 19, 2016 ⏰

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