Breaking The Rules(AU Undertale's X Reader)#Wattys2016[On Hold]

The Arrival

As soon as you teleported to the house.Someone was watching you from the distance.It was Error Sans,he was totally pissed at you for hacking in just that like it was nothing.

"DaMn ThAt PeSTy LiTtLe HuMAn!ShE's GoOd!AlMoSt ToO GoOd iF yOu AsK Me.I'lL wAtCh HeR FoR nOw iF ShE DoeS aNyThInG ElSe ThAt CaN RuIn My PlAnS tO DeStRoY AlL oF tHe AU's FoReVer."he opens a portal and returns to another AU to figure something out to stop you.

You then knocked on the door to be greated by the cute skeleton,Papyrus.

"AH!WHY HELLO THERE HUMAN!WHAT BRINGS YOU HERE TO OUR HUMBLE HOME."he greated to you with his usual happy go lucky attitude.

"Hello,there uh..."(shit!If I said his name he'll be suspicious.What am I going to do?Well,since he doesn't know that I'm a human from the outside world.I'll just keep it as a secret since the only person who knew about this kind of stuff is Sans.)"I'm just looking for a skeleton named Sans.Does he live here?"

"WHY YES!HE'S MY BROTHER!SANS!WAKE UP LAZY BONES!THERE'S SOMEONE TO SEE YOU BY THE DOOR!"

(Ah...he's such a cute little cinnamon roll.So sweet...Wha!?What am I saying!I'm here to do a challenge!Not to flirt with every cute monster I see!Come on,Y/N!Pull yourself together!)

"Uhhh...hey there,kiddo.You were looking for me?"

(Oh god!Did he just say "kiddo" to me?!Oh heck no!I know he usually say that to humans who are here in the game but I'm a freaking Y/A year old!How could he say that to every human he sees!That's just offensive sometimes!Come on!Just let it go,Y/N...Don't get mad...)

"Uhhh...yes,I am.I was going to ask you about something but...how about we talk it over at Grillby's?"

"Well,okay then.Just wait for me here while I go get my jacket in my room."

"Okay.Just take your time,Sans.I won't rush you.But for a cute little skeleton like you,you might say you'll bone rush in no time."you winked at him as he blushed madly and looked away from you with his face slowly turning blue.

(DAMN IT!NOW I'M THE ONE WHO'S MAKING THE PUNS AND FLIRTING!CURSES!I'M MORE WORSE THAN UL SANS!)

"Uhh...good one,kid.Heh...its funny that someone else rather than me make puns like that."

(Its because you've poisoned me with your countless puns about bones and other stuff throughout the game!Hmm...maybe I'll say pickup lines instead because I'm an expert at those.Heh...I'm turning the tables here now!Don't try to make me enter the bone zone,Sansy~I know you all too well...)

"Come on,Sans!If I were you,I would probably be head over heels over you if you'll keep up the cute act."you smirked at his face causing him to blush even more.

"Uhhhh...I...Wh...why...w-would you say something like that!I barely even know you!"his voice nearly broke in nervousness.

"Heh...just go and hurry up getting your jacket.You little cutie~"you smiled at him deviously.

If you noticed his face right now.He would be blushing like a blueberry.

(Yes!Nailed it!Now that I'm making his moves now,he'll think twice about me getting boned by him.)

"I-I got my jacket!Let's go to Grillby's!"his face was still like a blueberry and constantly looks at you every second or so.

(Heh...I'm going to surprise him.Now that I can teleport too but much more faster than him.But I'll try speed walking to hide my skills for now.)

"Hey,Sans!Hold my hand!"

"Wh-what?!Why?!"he starts to sweat in his skull and darts his eyes around as his face turns bluer than ever.

"Just take my hand!Come on!I won't hurt you."

He then slowly grabbed your hand as you two were suddenly at Grillby's bar.

"WHAT THE!?HOW DID YOU DO THAT!?I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN TELEPORT IN SNOWDIN!"

"Huh?What do you mean,Sans?We just walked."

(Heh...did I told you that I can run as fast as time itself?I've changed my code completly different and can't be changed back so easily due to the complexity I made for my own code.Error would go crazy trying to hack in by now.)

Meanwhile at Error's.

"WhAt ThE FuCk?!I cAN't uNdErsTaNd ThiS kInD oF CoDeS!ItS WaY ToO AdVaNcE aNd It HaS a SeCurIty SyStEm I cAn'T EvEn HaCk In EaSiLy!DaMn It!ShE MigHt HaVe Me FiGuReD OuT tHaT I wOuLd Do ThIs EvEnTuAlLy!MaN!sHe'S MuCh SmArTeR ThAn I tHoUgHt!"he screamed so loud that you can hear it across every AU in Undertale.

Back at Undertale

(Pffft!I can hear him screaming in frustration.You think that I would play by your own terms Error,Flowey,and if Chara tries to convince me to do a genocide run.I'll make HER suffer like hell because I can kill her physicaly and mentally.)

"Uhh...why are you laughing,kid?"

"Oh nothing.I just remembered something funny."

"Okay...hey,Grillby!Uhh...."he suddenly went quite for a moment staring at your (e/c) eyes.

" *sigh* I'll have the fries and the usual for Sans,Grillby."

Grillby nodded and went inside to get your orders.

Sans snaps back to reality when you looked at him with a soft seductive glare that sends shivers down to his spine.

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End!Hahahah!Cliff hanger!What will you do next?To be continued on the next chapter!