Drinking, age gun and a five year old kid drinking coffee!

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Hey, hey guys how you doing-me
(Silence)
Um guys, hello is anyone here-me
(Hears noise inside my room)
(Puts ears next to door) what are they doing-me
(Opens the door and see everyone huddling sapphire)
Hey sapphire what's up-me
Oh I got a package from Shyannrulz-sapphire
What's inside-me
That's what we're trying to find out-butch(comes in with a wood cutter)
But this box wouldn't open-brick(comes in with giant scissors use for gardening)
So we are bringing dangerous weapons-boomer(comes with a knife)
Um...you know what you guys have superpowers so I'm not worry-me
(Butch and brick try to open or cut the box with there weapons but they can't)
Ugh why won't it open!-Butch
Stupid box-brick
Okay my turn-boomer(pushes them out of the way)
Boomer if we can't do it you definitely can't-brick(Butch nods his head)
Oh yeah then let's bet on it-boomer
(Butch and brick look at each other)
Fine how about ten bucks-Butch
Deal-boomer(shakes Butch hands while grinning)
(Boomer goes to the box and starts stabbing it)
Hey, hey don't kill me were friends-a muffling noise
Uhh..what was that-bubbles
It came in the box-blossom
(Everyone surrounds the box)
Um are you sure you heard it in the box-sapphire
Positive!-blossom
(See the box moving)
Um boomer maybe you should give it another stab just to make sure-Emerald
(Boomer stabs it again and we see it jump)
(Comes out of the box) gosh you guys you were this close to killing me I didn't know families do this-the mysterious voice
(Everyone blinks there eyes)
Blade!!!!-berry(goes up to him and hugs him)
Berrytop!!!-blade
Um I'm confused-bubbles
Oh this is my counterpartner blade, blade this is are new family, we have Ruby the host of this truth or dare show(points to me while I wave) sapphire (points to sapphire then Emerald) Emerald and that's the ppgz and rrbz(points to the rrbz and ppgz)-berry
Hi!!!-blade
Great another one just like berry-buttercup
Stop complaining now we have to start are dares you guys-me
Wait guys there's something else in here-blossom
(Sapphire takes it out and it's a gun)
Ahhh a gun, places don't hurt me!-boomer(hides behind a couch)
Stop being a baby boomer(kicked him from his hiding spot) it's not a real gun-brick
Oh then what is it-boomer
It's probably some toy they sent Ruby-Butch
That reminds me you both lost the dare cause I open the box so pay up-boomer(smiles)
Ugh-brick and butch(both take ten bucks out of there wallet)
Ha I'm gonna go buy that new video game I saw at he store-boomer
Good for you but not now,dares first remember-me
(Blows a raspberry at me)-boomer
I know I'm gonna love this family-blade
Ugh whatever anyways we have to start a dare from shyannrulz-me
Ooh so that's what the gun is for-sapphire
What is it for?-boomer
It's a age gun, cool!-Emerald
She says to turn berry to a five year old...wait back track to a five year old what?!-blossom
Aww she will be so cute-sapphire
I know-berry
At least she's excited-me
Can I be a kid to!!!-blade
Sure the more the better I mean it's not like we gotta take care of little, hyper kids especially since there already hyper!!-brick
Brick (holds his shoulder) I think they get the sarcasm-Butch
Yeah!!!-berry and blade(jump up and down)
Not really-buttercup
Okay well sapphire since it says for you to do it go ahead-me
(Sighs) I'm sorry(blast blade and berry with the age gun)-sapphire
(Smoke appear around them and then it disappears with a five year old berry and blade)
Omg!! There adorable-sapphire(throws the age gun on the floor goes to them and hugs then while they giggle)
Okay so there not doing anything so that's a good sign right!-blossom
Right!-bubbles
Not for long-buttercup
Okay just know I'm not taking care of them-Butch
Same-boomer
I also call not doing it-brick
(Raises there hand) same-the ppgz and Emerald
(They all look at me)
Um look I like kids but I am not taking care of them-me
I will-sapphire
Well that problem is solve-me
Next dare!-bubbles
It's still from shyanneylz-blossom
It's says I dare everyone to drink alcohol-Emerald
Umm....-sapphire
Oh um alcohol okay...-boomer
Fine by me-Emerald
I don't think I can-bubbles
I'm not age appropriate-blossom
You drank alcohol before so it's fine-buttercup
When?!-blossom
Let's not mention that-brick
It's cause it's your fault-bubbles
Okay enough we will all drink alcohol okay-me
(Everyone nods there heads)(barges in) hey guys I brought the alcohol!-Ruth
How you know-Butch
Oh I didn't tell you I read minds-Ruth
The hell!!-everyone one but me, Emerald, sapphire and Ruth
Yeah I been reading all your minds since i first came here-Ruth
(The rrbz and ppgz have wide eyes)
And seriously please guys keep your hormones down I don't want to hear them-Ruth
(The rrbz blush)
Okay enough alcohol please-me
(Ruth hands me a bottle of alcohol)
Wow you seem excited about drinking-brick
Since when do you drink Ruby-Butch
I don't drink and I'm not excited I want to get it over with and I know this is not gonna end well-me
(Everyone else grabs a bottle of alcohol)
Okay Ruth since you'll be the only one sober you have to take care of the kids-me
What you had kids but I was suppose to have kids with you!-Ruth (has fire in his eyes)
Whoa wait up i don't have kids, these aren't mine....-me(blushes)
So who's are they-Ruth
There actually berry and blade-me
Oh makes sense-Ruth
Okay anyways bottoms up-Emerald
(Everyone takes a sip of alcohol)
(Spits it out) ew that's nasty, why do people like drinking this-bubbles
Not bad but not good either-blossom
It's okay but I drank better-buttercup
Buttercup you drink!-blossom
Yeah-buttercup
(Blossom looks at her and blinks her eyes)
How could you drink this stuff-bubbles
(Shrugs)-buttercup
You know I thought they will taste worse-me
Same-sapphire and Emerald
Yeah your right I should have got the other ones-Ruth(takes more sips)
Ruth you were suppose to watch the kids dummy, now your gonna get drunk-me
Hey if there not my kids then oh well-Ruth (drinks more)
Wooooo!!!!!!!!!-the rrbz
The heck there already drunk!-me
(Sees the rrbz stumbling around and then passes out)
Wow what a bunch of...-Ruth
Ruth!-me
Hey it's true not even two bottles and they already pass out-Ruth
Ugh do we have to drink all of it-bubbles
Yes but before we do that(goes to the kitchen and comes back with two sippy cups with coffee and hands it to berry and blade)-me
What's wrong with you there gonna get so hyper I don't think anyone can compare to it-buttercup
(Shrugs) it's another of her dare-me
(Berry and blade start drinking coffee from the sippy cup and start running)
Hey stop!(hears a vase break) not that, it my moms ohh she's gonna get pissed at me,she's gonna kill me!!-me
Don't worry(hiccups) Ruby everything(hiccups) going to be fine(passes out)-sapphire
Sapphire!! What the hell!!(sees 3 empty bottles in the floor) who dared her to drink three bottles-me
(The ppgz and Ruth point at emerald)
What(raise her hands in surrender) i didn't think she was gonna do it, she usually doesn't do it-Emerald
Well as you can see she did it-me (crosses arms)
(Hear a car engine)
The fudge what are they doing now!! (Hears tires screeching) fuck no not my new car!!!!-me(runs to the garage)
Well girls now it's are turn-blossom
(They all click there bottles together and start drinking)
You know if you get use to it you start to like it-bubbles(giggles)
Woo (raises her hands up) this is the life-blossom
Best dare ever-buttercup(stumbles)
You got that right(hiccups) this is way better then doing stupid dares-Emerald(finishes her bottle and smashes it to the floor)
Who's ready for seconds!!-Ruth
Right here!-bubbles
(They all start to chug alcohol and smash the bottles in the floor)
(Cover in sweat) gosh these kids are so fast and hyper ugh I need a break(sees they are all drunk and throwing bottles in the floor)-me
(Berry and blade come back while riding a tiger)
Really?! Where you get a tiger ugh you know what, gimme that (takes the alcohol away from Ruth and starts drinking it) that feels better-me
Hey that's (hiccups) mine-Ruth
To bad-me
(Sees the rrbz coming unconscious and start to drink while dancing in top of table and sapphire running around)
I'm gonna end it here cause well everything is a mess and I have to start cleaning (starts to drink more) and a vacation (finishes and gets another one) ah so bye and don't forget to ask truth or dares, like and comment so bye-me
Bye!!!!!!!!!!-everyone
(Berry and blade are bringing animals inside the house)
Hehe-berry
High five-blade
(Gives each other high five)
Bye guys see you next chapter-berry(says in a cute little girls voice)

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