PPGZ AND RRBZ TRUTH OR DARE |Slow Updates|

How to Survive Part 1

You heard her Ruth, bye bye!-me (pushes Ruth out)

Wait! I don't want to get out! I haven't had my cookies-Ruth

You too jack! Get out-Wolf (kicks jack out)

Why?!-Jack

Because you have to teach him how to survive right?-Wolf

Of course! See you later wolfie!!-Jack (closes the door)

(Punches wall) don't call me that!!-Wolf

My wall!!!-me

(Has a bat) I heard screaming! Who do I have to kill!-Angela

No one Angela calm down-me

(Grabs Angela's shoulders) see nothing happen Angel, let's go back to the room..-Angelo

What are you guys doing in the room?-Wolf (smirks)

N-nothing!-Angela

Okayyyy.....-me

We were just doing homework-Angelo

Okay well Angela your dares-me

Yes my dares!-Angela

I am here to kill!!-Brick (wearing a clown mask)

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! (Punches brick and grabs Angela's bat hitting him)-me

S...stop! It's me! Brick!!-Brick (takes off mask)

(Dark aura) Do You Want To Die?!-me (holds brick by the collar)

N-no!!!-Brick

Never Wear A Clown Mask In Front Of Me! Understand!!!-me (drops brick)

Yes!!-Brick (runs away to kill Japan prime minister)

(Breaths heavily) I-almost had a heart attack! I almost killed brick cause I thought he was a clown! Calm down Ruby, Calm down-me

With Ruth and Jack

Okay first step to survive the streets is to have a nice place to sleep-Jack (looks  around)

I thought as much-Ruth

There! That's a good place (goes to an alley)-Jack

An alley? Are you sure, this is too shady-Ruth

Oh yeah...(sits down) now second step, we have to hunt for food!!-Jack

We are not in the woods-Ruth (sits down)

Oh..right, well then we ask for food!-Jack

We are not hobos jack!-Ruth

Please lend me some food for me and my friend!-Jack

Jack!-Ruth

What? I'm trying to get us food! I'm hungry!-Jack

I have money, let's go buy food-Ruth (gets up)

No! We have to survive the streets remember! Meaning no buying food with your own money-Jack

I'll buy you meat-Ruth

No! Must resist! (Slaps money out that Ruth is holding)-Jack

Hey my money!!! I worked hard for that money!!!-Ruth

You don't even have a job-Jack

That's not the point! It's still my money!!-Ruth (looks for money)

Hey mommy look what I found! Money!-little girl

That's great sweetie! Woah that a lot..let's go buy groceries with this money!-mom

(Looks at the little girl then at jack) you owe me money!!!-Ruth

I don't have any right now-Jack

(Strangling him) you idiot!! That was my money!!!!!-Ruth

We could get it back!-Jack (choking)

(Stops choking jack) how?-Ruth

(Smirks) third step on how to survive the streets-Jack

With me

Go Teen Titans!!-me

Why are you going for that team!-Blossom (dodges starfire's laser eyes)

Yeah I thought you had our backs-Butch (punches beasts boy)

Cause we are superior!-Robin (hits butch with his stick)

Ow!-Butch

This is getting boring...-me

No! It's getting interesting!-Angela (eats popcorn)

Let's do your next dare already!-me

But!...-Angela

Let's go!!-me

Fine....-Angela (fest up and goes to the living room with me)

Okay blues you have to go to the sponge bob world!-Wolf

Lucky-me

Yeah!!!-Blues (teleports to spongebob world)

Okay, wolf, you and buttercup have to win a cooking competition (looks at wolf and buttercup) you do know how to cook right?-me

Of course!....-Wolf

(Nods head)-Buttercup

Well let's do that in the next chapter-me

Bye!!!-everyone in the living room