Cyborg: So you're saying that we're in a book?
BB: And there are people reading it right now?
Me: Yep!
Raven: And you don't find that the slightest bit weird?
Me: HAHA, NOPE!
Robin: So... Are we playing truth or dare or not?
Starfire: Oh yes, the game of candor or audacious undertaking! When shall we begin?
Ari: Right now!
Ashley: Ooh, can I do the first dare?
Me: Why not? Go for it!
Ashley: Okay, so my first dare requires someone who's not here.
Ari: Well, who is it?
Ashley: *whispers to Ari*
Ari: *runs out of room*
Me: What was that all about?
Ashley: You'll see.
Ari: *comes back two minutes later with a wiggling sack*
Me: Let me guess, you kidnapped someone again?
BB: Again? You mean this is normal?
Me: YEP!
Ari: *unties the sack and Jinx pops out*
Jinx: Hey, what the heck!
Cyborg: Jinx!
Jinx: Cyborg! *runs over to him and hugs him*
Jinx: What's going on?
Cyborg: Just a game of truth or dare.
Ashley: Ok, for my first dare, I dare Cyborg and Jinx to have a two minute make out session!
Cyborg: All right! *picks Jinx up bridal style and runs into kitchen with her*
Raven: Ok then...
Ari: My turn! I dare Robin and Starfire to have a one minute make out session.
Ashley: Hey! That was my idea!
Ari: WELL, IT'S MINE NOW! HAHA!
Ashley: WHAT THE HECK MAN!
Ari: I KNOW, I'M AWFUL! BUT I DON'T CARE! ROBIFIRE, NOW!
Me: WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS BEFORE, IT'S ROBSTAR, NOT ROBIFIRE!
Ari: WELL I'M SORRY, I FORGOT!
Me: HOW DO YOU FORGET SOMETHING LIKE THAT?
Ari: I DON'T KNOW!
Ashley: WHY ARE WE YELLING?
Me: I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE WE SHOULD STOP NOW!
Ari: THAT'S A GREAT IDEA, THANK YOU FOR THE SUGGESTION!
Me: YOU'RE WELCOME!
Me/Ari/Ashley: *deep breaths*
Ari: Hey, where are Robin and Starfire?
Raven: They left a while ago.
Me: Oh. Well, that was great.