Lily (A Black Butler Fanfic)

Chapter 6: Another death?

I do not own black butler

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"I'M NOT A UNICORN?! WHAT THE FUDGE IS WRONG WITH THIS WORLD?! JASMINE TOLD ME I WAS A UNICORN AND NOW MR. I'M-A-FEMALE-DOG IS TELLING ME I'M NOT!! LORD WHY ARE YOU SO CRUEL!! FU-"

"WOULD YOU SHUT UP FOR TWO SECONDS?! BLOODY HELL YOU'RE LOUD!!"

"Mr. I'm-a-female-dog?"

Well that was fun besides the fact that Sebastian is smiling, and when Sebastian smiles all hell brakes loose--Literally. "PDA!!" I shouted at the top of my lungs. "What do you mean 'PDA'?" Ciel asked, forgetting that I was just throwing a fit about how I was told I was a unicorn and told I wasn't. "YES! MISSION ACCOMPLISHED! YOU FORGOT THAT I WAS JUST THROWING A FIT!! Ah shit." Why did I give away my plan?

"Oh yeah. As punishment for that... fit... and for distracting me... You are to become a slave." One. Two. Three. "Wait... Its still processing... Ah. There we go. WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN I'M GONNA BE YOUR SLAVE?!" WOW. That was the loudest I've been in awhile. Haha. Ciel looks like he's in pain. Oh well. Teach him for telling me I was gonna be his slave. "Now your just gonna be in the dungeon. You could have burst my eardrums."

"That's ok. I'd rather be in a dungeon then be a slave."

"Then your going to be a slave."

"Ohoho. That's where you're wrong. I'm not becoming a slave."

"Sebastian I want my tea now. Earl grey."

"Yes young master."

"Don't ignore me!!"

"Would you like anything else with your tea?"

"No Sebastian. Now get me my tea and get a room prepared for... Our new helper."

"I SAID DON'T IGNORE ME!!"

"Ah. Also, get that... thing to shut up."

"HEY! THIS 'THING' IS A GIRL AND HAS A NAME AND EARS!!"

"God that thing is giving me a headache."

"..."

"What nothing else to say?"

"..."

"... Seriously. Say something if you need to."

"..."

"Young master the room for Ms. Lily is ready."

"Alright. Take that thing to its room."

"You're being awfully quiet, need to say anything?"

"I KNOW WHAT YOURE TRYING TO DO! YOURE TRYING TO GET ME TO STOP GIVING THE SILENT TREATMENT!! BUT IT WON'T WORK!! HA!! I WIN!!"

"Mission accomplished."

"What do you mean? Oh wait."

Darn that sucks. I was hoping I would talk to him again when I told him to stop staring at me with his rape face. God that face is freaking me out. "Stop looking at me with your rape face. Its scaring me. SERIOUSLY!! STOP IT!!!" Nmeh. Damn him for making me scared. "I have a question." Sebastian said suddenly. "Ask on."

"Did you really not know you weren't a unicorn?"

"Of course I didn't. Why would I know I wasn't a unicorn if I was told I was a unicorn all my life?"

"Do you believe in demons?"

"Nope. I know Ciel was joking when he said you were a demon." Lie.