Lily (A Black Butler Fanfic)

Chapter 15: Killing a Bitch.

Why are you guys reading this? It sucks. Are you guys crazy? I-I mean.... I don't own Black Butler. Or anything to protect me so don't kill me!!!!! *runs away*

(Lily's POV)

Kill kill killing a bitch~! Kill kill killing!!! "WHAT 'CHA WANT?!?"

"A-Ah! I was going to say dinner is prepared, please come eat..." Dinner eh? I could spare her for... No! I will kill a bitch. In this bitch town, and all the same stuff like that. Hmph! I feel proud of myself! "-ly? Miss Lily?" Shit. She's still here. "I'm coming, leave me alone for a bit." Slam!HA! Teach her! I will be rude! But anyway... Should I take off my corset so I can eat as much as possible? I should! So I slipped off my thigh length dress that was sleeveless and started to remove my black and pink corset. JUST KIDDING!!! No one in the Victorian Era could wear stuff like that. They'd be burned at the stake for being a witch. ((To all the people who decide to have this shiz go on. The women couldn't show their ankles or they were shamed. Yeah, they're going to let someone run around in a mini skirt and tube top. And they couldn't take off their corsets and NO ONE has a figure of size 30 around the hips and 15 around the stomach, don't say that "Oh I have a figure good enough to not wear a corset and no one would notice! Heehee! (((Too be read in annoying squeaky voice, like Lizzy's)))" EVERYONE WOULD NOTICE!!!!! God. Rant over.))

Should I take off my corset so I can eat as much as possible? Death... Or corset... Hmm.... Difficult decision. I'll go with corset. What else do I need in my room? I don't think there's anything else really. My hair is brushed, i can't brush my teeth, I can't take a bath right now. Was I just trying to get rid of that bitch? I probably was. Well! Let's-a go!

~Timeskip-a-roonie!!~

Its time. Time for that Bastard-o to-a be killed! Why the hell am I talking like this? Ah well. Wait. Maybe it's just the other guy. You know what? I can't remember. Huh. Must be because I never finished the manga or the anime. I only know the characters. Oopsie! I hope I didn't make anything to wacky. I probably did. I mean, I'm pretty sure Alois and Claude are introduced in season dos (two). I mean I'm almost positive. So I did fuck things up. Grrreeeaaaat. Well, can't go off basing things off the anime or manga now can we? Well, I'm screwed. Waaaiiit....... When did I remember the whole other world thing?! I'm pretty sure the author forgot all of that shit! ((Hey......)) Guess the stupid idiot didn't. ((....... TT^TT)) Ok. So I can't base anything off the anime or manga. So for all i know a flying cow can come and take over the whole thing. Well shit. The whole world is screwy now. So, Lily. Get off this fucking realization and go back to the actual story. The author is getting tired of this topic. So.... stay on it for three more hours. Got it.

~Timeskip. ((Thank you Lucifer!!))~

It should be time, that is, if I can go off the manga or anime. Let's see. Screaming or whatever the hell happened should start now! ...... Now!....... Seriously? Now!........... Fuck! I give up. I'm not going to get it anytime so-

"AHHHHH!!!!" So there was a scream. Or the plots been killed because of the author trying to make this story cool. I mean seriously? No one likes this story. Psh. ((This is the second time Lily. The second time you made me cry. Stop jerk.)) Ok. So what should I do now? Should I just.... Sneak a midnight snack? Are they going to get me to take me there? Do I stay here? Do they come back and get pissed because I'm not asleep? Do I get pissed because they left me alone? Well what the hell? Oh! I'll look through the window! So they're coming back. So I guess I just go to bed... Or should I? People liked the game I was playing before. I could play that again. Or teach the audience. Or something. I guess I'll just take them to this timeskip where they can learn. I guess. Ok. Yeah.

~Timeskip! Brought to you by: Learning to play games!! And Kanaya Talk! No not really Kanaya talk. That gets tiring pretty quick.Anyway! Continue!!!

Step One: You choose words that start with the first five or seven letters in the alphabet. Beginners should start by writing it down so they can remember.

Step Two: Make a sentence using those words. The sentence can make sense or be completely random.

Step Three: Use the next five or seven letters in the alphabet to make more sentences. You can say the last few letters of the letter word sentences you made before to keep you on track.

Step Four: Repeat steps two and three until you finish the alphbet! Now you're down with the game! If you want you can even put the letters of the alphabet in a hat and choose the letters like that! There are many ways to change up this game, so explore!

Step Five: Have fun, and text people like Gamzee. It AnNoYs PeOpLe AnD iT's FuN tO sEe PeOpLe AnGrY.

Step Six: Spread the word my loves! Entertain guests with this game and make people embarrassed when their sentences aren't as awesome as yours!

This has been a Timeskip brought to you by: Learning to play games.*

*DISCLAIMER: If this game actually exists, Katrina did NOT mean to steal or claim this as her own creation. Please don't assume that and tell Katrina if you know that it was an actually game before this and who created it if you know, because Katrina would be upset if she accidentally stole something.

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[The Next Day]

I'll kill her today. I'll kill a bitch today. After all I need to, the title says Killing a Bitch. I gots to kill a bitch now. And who better then that fucking maid who has some serious issues? I mean no one likes her, right?

Crowds: HELL NO!!

See? I'll kill her for you guys. Plus that'll save some time later. I mean if she dies now I won't have to deal with her later when she wants to, "Help me unpack," or, "Help me into my corset." I have my gay bro Seb for that. Gosh woman, LEAVE MEH ALOONE!! We all know you're a bee-atch! I have to much hatred for that poor maid. I mean it's not like she's some evil mastermind who wants to rule the world right? I'll just kill a female dog instead. Now I feel bad because I was over here hating on her when all she wanted to do was be a maid, right? I'll let her live. But I hope it doesn't come back to bite me in the ass later. :/

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Ya' guys like it? I hope you do, cause, y-you're all r-really sm-smart so-soo, you all kn-know what you l-like. Ye-yeah. I'll just leave now....

Sebastian: Please vote, follow and comment. Especially comment about how I'm not gay. Because I can't kill her. Yet.

Lily: Oh calm down, I was the one who said you're gay. Besides, there are many men who would trade their souls for one night with you, huh? Want some souls, Seb?

Sebastian: Don't call me that. Anyways, Thank you for reading and see you next time.