Stupid questions no one can answer

Question 15

What is with all the songs that sound like a conversation? Watch I'm about to have a conversation with a bunch of people.

Me: Hi
Adele: hello
Young thug: best friend
Megan: no
Ariana: focus
Justin: sorry
Selena: good for you
Rihanna: get it over with
Me: ok dang let's just start this interview.what is everyone's favorite animal?
Desiigner : panda
Meghan: me too
Demi: nightingale
Me: interesting,next question what is something you see every day?
DNCE: toothbrush
Bebe & G eazy: me myself and I
Me: at what age did you know you wanted to be a singer/musician?
Luke: 7 years
Me: can you use one word to describe yourself?
Ariana: dangerous woman
Twenty øne piløts: goner
Demi: warrior
Panic! At the disco: victorious
Taylor: style
Me: ok,where do you guys get most inspired to write a song?
Luke: drunk in the morning
Becky: shower
Taylor: wildest dreams
Carrie: under the sheet
Flo rida: my house
DNCE: cake by the ocean
Me: right moving on,what would you do for a Klondike bar
Carrie: I'll hold my breath
Rihanna: work
5th harmony: work from home
Demi: let it go
Selena: come and get it
Taylor: Shake it off
Shawn: a little too much
Zayn: like I would 
Tove lo: stay high(habit)
Adele: take it all
Me: ok,thank you for joining me today hopefully we will have a part two.
Demi: shouldn't come back
Selena: save the day
Zayn: IT's YoU
Shawn: life of the party
5th harmony: worth it
Taylor: I wish you would
Rihanna: what now
Carrie: see you again
Becky: can't get enough
Luke: you're not there
Panic! At the disco: we're so starving
Twenty øne piløts: not today
DNCE: jinx
Ariana: Be alright
Meghan: better
Bebe: I'm gonna show you crazy
G eazy: remember you
Adele: I'll be waiting
Justin: love yourself
Young thug: oh ya
Tove lo: moments

A/N *falls face first on bed* never have I worked so hard on a question like this I mean c'mon 316 words not including this.