THE FLAMING HOT CHETOES DID IT.

DA CHEETOS ANT EVIL GUYS IT IS SOMEONE ELSE

SO I STORMED OUT MY HOUSE WITH MY SUPPLYS AND I ENTERD MY SUV IN RAGE AND I WAS LIKE " I WILL GET CHEETOS BACK I WILL". So i drove off to my friends Dave asked him if he wanted to help me, bought a camper and went to Plano, TX to the Frito-Lay main office. It was a long journey as we live in Toronto, so it was long and grueling task, but in a few days of eating McDonald's, turns driving, and finding good places to sleep. we found the Frito-lay main office and after 5 hours trying to organize a meeting with the C.E.O. of Frito-lay, we finaly did only to find out it's 

WE WERE SO SUPPRISED I DROOPED MY FIJI WATER OUT OF THE UNIVERSE AND DID A LINE OF LIFE (the best drug in the world cuz it makes you fell filled with energy and has no effects but knowing you are living ). We asked John cena why he stopped making flaming hot Cheetos, and he responded "it's classified info". so we asked him about 1,000 times more and he finally broke and said "FINE IF YOU WANT TO KNOW GREAT HIGHER UP SAID TO GET RED OF HOT CHEETOS SO HE CAN CONTROL THE WORLD... DAM IT I SAID TOO MUCH. I WAS GONNA CALL SECURITY ON YOU BUT NOW I HAVE TO BODY SLAM YOU OUT THE WINDOW". That's what he did, he body slammed us out the window thinking we died BUT WE WERE NOT KILL, WE MAED It LOOK LIKE WE HAVE KILL" And it fooled him. so we walked away to figure out who this higher up was. So we had to figure this out some how. and we came up with a new plan. to bug John cena's house, and office.