Zodiac Signs

Random Silly Sayings

Aries: "Wednesday was Tuesday."

Taurus: "how do deaf people hear their thoughts?"

Gemini: "I have more pictures of my pet than of myself."

Cancer: "why cry about math when you can cry about your favorite celebrity."

Leo: "it still laughs me every time."

Virgo: "well agree a little harder!"

Libra: "I want my kids to be children."

Scorpio: "what do you mean they're dead?"

Sagittarius: "I need to make like 5 more typos."

Capricorn: "it's raining on one side of the house."

Aquarius: "I may have just farted 23 times..."

Pisces: "my red is nose."