At an aquarium

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Aries: "will you give me five bucks to swallow a fish?"

Taurus: "omg they sell seafood here?"

Gemini: "guys, I'm fluent in whale"

Cancer: "how can these fish stay underwater so long without breathing?"

Leo: "I FOUND NEMO!"

Virgo: "oh my gosh I want a dolphin"

Libra: *gets stung my a jellyfish* "aw he likes me"

Scorpio: "what are these... Things"

Sagittarius: "good thing I brought my bathing suit" *breaks fish tank*

Capricorn: "I want to work here"

Aquarius: *buys a cool starfish at gift shop* "because I'm a star" (puns. Oh yeah)

Pisces: "where's the mermaid exhibit?"

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