The Salvatore's Bestie

Chapter 13

I kicked open the Salvatore door, "Haven't you heard of knocking--"
"Can it Damon!" I snapped, "Where's Stefan?"
"He's at Elena's house." Damon said, "Why are you so... jumpy?"
"Let's just say that Elena's life is in danger." I said.
"so you know?" he asked, I nodded.
"Of course I know." I said, "Why wouldn't I?"
"because you have been missing for a year and one day out of the blue you show up--"
"Oh sorry, I was to busy being turned into a human. Now that i am human im kind of getting tired. Damn why am i so tired?"
"human?"
"Did i stutter? Yes human!" He went behind me, and put his hands on my head.
"So I can kill yo--"
"Yes." I said, "but you won't. Because I will come back and make your ass suffer. Hell, if you thought that you were doing the worst torture methods to Stefan. You haven't seen my torture, now, I'm going to Elena's house and-- can you whoosh me there?"
"First you tell me that you aren't going to make me su--"
"Yes, I know, i won't, but if you kill me. And you haven't killed me." I said, he bent down and I jumped on his back.

...

We arrived at Elena's house and I knocked on the door. Elena opened it.
"Leny?"
"Hey." I said and brushed past her, "do you have any whisky?"
"Hey." A guy said as he walked downstairs.
"And you are?"
"Alaric." He said, I raised my eyebrows.
"Hello Alaric. Who are you to Elena?"
"Teacher."
"Math, science, history... sex ed?"
"History." He said.
"Why haven't I ever seen you?" I asked.
"Your new here to Mystic Falls"
"I've here way longer then you have." He said, "How old of a vampire?"
"Well I'm not-- wait, hunter?" I  asked indicating to him.
"What--"
"Never mind, I'm not a vampire. I'm a very old witch werewolf-- Oh my god I'm going to turn on the full moon!" I exclaimed, "like... Wow how old am I, I don't know but like 2000--"
"You sure don't act like a 2000 year old."
"Oh did you expect me to be acting like an old person in a teens body-- just shut up dude-- or should I say child." I smirked, he snickered.
"Just tell us about klaus!" Damon said, I shrugged.
"O-- WAIT HOW AM I ALIVE?!" I randomly said, "I HAVE NO--" I put my hand in my chest and felt a heart beat, I bursted out in tears.
"What? It turns out you do have a heart." Damon asked, I wiped my tears.
"No, it means... I can't be turned back."
"What? So you're saying, the oldest vampire. Ever in the whole entire world--"
"Shut up Stefan I don't need your remarks!" I said, "well hell. I guess, there's only one thing to do. Who wants to have the honors of killing me?"
"No on--"
"I will." Damon said.
"Damon!" Elena said, I punched him. My fist felt like it was crushed.
"Ha! Looks like you can'--" Stefan punched him, Damon stumbled backwards.
"You do know I wasn't joking right? If I'm mortal. Then I want to die now, I lived long life."
"You aren't dying. We're going to find a way to turn you again, till then your staying in my house and staying safe." My stomach growled.
"Woe. It's been such a long time since I had that sensation. Do you have food in your fridge?" Elena nodded, "well I'm going to go raid your fridge."