iv. john cena

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tanks to my best friend, i got sum ideas. now here i am. about to make a shitty oneshot. welp. i'll go bak to making gr8 one shots i swear.

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"aye gies welcum 2 munday nite raw." jerry da king lawl sed.

"aye jerry i tot dat i waz gunna welcum da ppl 2 munday nite raw." byron sax(weighs a)ton sed.

"shaddup brian. no wun lieks u." jerry spat bak.

"butt my name is byro-"

"IT DON MATER WOT YER NAME IS!!1!" da rook sed.

"oh mi jebus its da rook." jerry was amaze.

"w8 wen did da rook get heer??" michael assed.

"IT DON MATER HOW DA ROOK GOT HEER." da rook sed.

"ohk butt can u plz stahp showting. i tink im deaf." michael replied.

"LISEN JABROKNEES. DA ROOK IS HEER 2 KIK JEHN SEENAS BUTT." da rook sed.

bryon was abowt 2 say sumthang butt he waz cut off bi jehn seenas teem sung.

jehn came owt n da krowd cheerd 4 him.

"aye rook if u wanna kik mi butt, den cum n get sum!" jehn slid in2 da ring den took off his shert.

"w8 wair did da rook go?" michael assed.

"oH LOOK DA ROOK IS IN DA RING BEETING UP JEHN." jerry was so amaze.

"o nose hoo is gunna saib jehn?!" michael was the cuncern.

suhdenly Y/N's musik flair- i meen blaired tru da entire areena.

"oH MAH GAWD ITS Y/N!!" jerry was rlly rlly amaze now.

Y/N slid in2 da ring n da rook looked at her.

"wot dafuq r u dooing heer?!!" da rook spat at her.

insted of saying somethang, Y/N slap da rook.

"oh no she did not just do dat 2 da rook." byron was the shok.

"oh yes she did." jerry sed.

da rook looked at Y/N wit a crazy look.

crazy liek AJ Lee but liek mor crazy if dats posibul.

ehnyways, b4 da rook cud do ehnytang 2 Y/N, jehn tap on da rook showlder n wen da rook turned arond jehn put da rook on his showlders.

"jEHN IS ABOWT 2 AA DA ROOK!!!" michael was the excite.

byron waz abowt 2 say something butt he waz cut off agen by jehn.

jehn AA da rook n da krowd went crazy. u kno AJ crazy kine.

"tank u 4 sabing me jehn." Y/N sed red liek a tomayto.

"no Y/N, tank u 4 helping me." jehn sed cupping Y/N's face wit his hand (durrr wot els?).

"GIES LOOK JEHN IS ABOWT 2 KISS Y/N!!!" byron sed.

"oH MI JEBUS CAN U GIES STAHP YELLING. U KNO WOT SCREW U." michael got up frum his seet and went 2 byron n started beeting him up.

meen-y-el in da ring jehn was making owt wit Y/N.

"WOW MICHAEL IS BEETING UP BYRON N JEHN IS KISSING Y/N!!" jerry waz da overwelm.

"I SED STAHP YELLING!" micheal waz rlly pissed off at dis poynt. so he started beeting up jerry.

jehn n Y/N stahped making owt n den jehn grabbed a mic.

"Y/N wud u liek 2 be mi gurlfrend?" jehn assed.

da krowd went supa crazy n started chanting yes.

"ofc jehn." jehn smiled at Y/N's response n day started making owt again.

Le end of chapter :3

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