Mischievous Toddlers

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And troll they did. The first place they went was Kakashi's house. There they met Kakashi and Gai who were locked in a game of Shogi. They all stood around the Shogi bored and said their hellos.

"Good morning kids! How are you enjoying the beauty of youth?" Gai semi shouted enthusiastically, eyes on the board.

Kakashi simply gave his two fingered salute.

They all giggled slightly, causing the two old men to look up and blink.

Whilst Kakashi simply blinked, mouth agape beneath his mask - Gai stared wide eyed. "I think you've enjoyed youth a little too much," Gai said, holding his head wearily. "Kakashi, remind me. How old are we again?"

"I've lost count," Kakashi said with a head shake. "Gai, is it just me, or have they gotten about twenty years younger?"

Gai still had his mouth wide open, until Sai helped out.

"Gai Sensei, you look a lot older when you leave your mouth open like that."

Ino quickly gave him a punch in the arm and turned back to Gai who had recovered. Sakura put on her 'worried' face. "Are you guys alright?" she said slowly. "Do I need to call the nurse? Sasuke dear, they seem to think we've bathed in the fountain of youth or something!"

Sasuke smirked lightly. He turned to Naruto who was holding back snickers. "Did you take your medicine?" Naruto said, turning his eyes downward. He had always been terrible at lying.

Gai and Kakashi both shook their heads and went back to their Shogi. "We're fine," they said hurriedly, and the group of preteens rushed out of the building, clutching their knees.

They hadn't known where else to go, until Ino suggested giving Shino and Kiba a visit. The pair had lived together for a while now, but Shino had found his own place and was considering moving out to give Kiba some space. Kiba who actually hated being alone, used to his sister's and his mother's loud company, had asked his girlfriend, (also called by Kiba, a girl who's a friend) to move in. But Shino wasn't moving out for another couple of months and so, the pair would be perfect to prank with their new youth.

Shikamaru knocked on the door and listened with a smirk to the yips and barks from the other side. One reason Shino was moving out was that he needed to breed his new species of bug. And everyone knows Kiba hates bugs.

And Shino wasn't particularly fond of dogs either.

It was a disgruntled Kiba who answered the door. "Oh, hey gu- what the f-?"

"'What's up Kiba," Choji said, munching on his chips.

"Gee you look old," Sai commented.
Ino acting along with him whacked his arm. "Sai! You don't tell people they look old!"

Naruto turned to Hinata and looked at her worriedly. "Do I look old Hina?"

Hinata chuckled. "Of course not sweetie," she said, giggling when the blond broke into a grin.

"Wha- how?" Kiba stuttered, stunned.

"What's wrong Kiba?" Sakura asked in concern.

"SHINO!" Kiba yelled, ushering them in. They followed him and tried their best not to chuckle. His sharp senses were on a high due to his shock.

Shino quickly ran in wearing an apron, and Hinata clapped a hand over Naruto's mouth before he could burst into merry laughter. Sasuke coughed and covered his mouth and Shikamaru put on his serious face.

When Shino saw them, he almost dropped the plate he was carrying. His ninja reflexes allowed him to catch it, but he stared at them in shock.

"AH HA! SO IT'S NOT JUST ME!" Kiba cried, triumphantly.

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