Call Me Maybe ? - Joseph Morgan

35 - Group Chat

I don't care how much Daniel has offered to pay any of you

If I found out one of you has punched Dylan for dumping me over text

I will go Klaus on your asses 

Pablo:

How did you even find out about that ?

Daniel's version of whispering, is not actually whispering

And, I was sat in front of you all at the time 

Mermaid Hybrid Queen:

Guys, I'm lost 

You were right behind me a second ago

Damn, this convention is too big 

Baby Danielle:

If Phoebe's lost, I'm screwed

I'm shorter then all of you, I'll get swept away by the crowds

Smolder:

Phoebe, I think I see you

Look to your left

Yay ! Ian to the rescue

Anyone seen Joseph, btw ?

Doppelganger Babe:

And Daniel ? 

One minuet, he was behind me looking for somewhere to get coffee

The next, he's gone

Mermaid Hybrid Queen:

Ian, I see you ! 

I'll make my way over to you now

Also, JoMo and Daniel are being suspiciously quiet 

Joseph, if you don't answer in the next ten seconds, I'm never kissing you again

JoMo:

I'm here, darling, don't panic 

Me and Daniel are in the line for Burgers

Daniel was hungry 

Our panel starts in ten minuets

Get your asses back to the green room, before fans mug you both

Mermaid Hybrid Queen:

Daniel is still be suspiciously quiet

JoMo:

Because he is currently eating

And for some unknown reason, has his phone on silent

Anyway, aren't you enjoying the sanity this is happening without him talking ?

Mermaid Hybrid Queen:

Point. 

I see the dressing room

Good, hurry up.

I came back here after you went missing, and no one was here

I'm lonely AF 

Pablo:

I'm sure JoMo will me more then happy to come back and give you company

You're so dirt minded, Paul, what the hell ?

Why ?

Pablo:

I was born this way