Me: Teacher!
Teacher: Yes?
Me: Would you punish me for something I didn't do?
Teacher: Of course not.
Me: I didn't do my homework.
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"You can't write an entire essay in one night" -teachers-
"You have 45 minutes to write this whole essay" -also teachers-
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"Are you taking any foreign language classes this year?"
"Yes, Math"
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Dad: Why are you drinking coffee at 10 pm?
Me: Time is an illusion. Once you realize that, you can transcend, and live in a bliss
Me: *takes sip*
Me: Also I have a 10 page paper due in the morning that I haven't started.
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School Stuff
SonstigesBored of school? In this book there are tips and tricks, jokes and facts! Enjoy.
