Female Virgo ^^^^^^^^^
I'm so confused 😕, I thought England was supposed to be cold or at least have a breeze, but no, we have to have like 30 degrees whether, I know it doesn't seem like that hot but, when you've been through an England winter, it feels like a heat wave, please send help I might die in this weather, but enjoy the chapter
- DestinyAries: the slide hurts my ass omg I'm suing!!!
Taurus: TJIS SAND IS NOT EDIBLE FFS
Gemini: is it illegal to take pictures of these kids?
Cancer: * falls off swing* that's OK because I'm no wimp
Leo: beat it kids my turn next on the see-saw * beats kids *
Virgo: omg Leo wtf there're like 10
Libra:* throws kids in the air* fuck kids get money
Scorpio: no dogs allowed in the park Hmmm SAG GET OUT OF THE PARK
Sagittarius: *stabs Scorpio with an ice-cream cone*oops I triped :)
Capricorn: there's no chill in this park
Aquarius: * wipes fake tear from eye, and claps * I'm so proud of you sag
Pisces:* swims in a puddle because fuck you*

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Zodiac Signs
AcakThis is a book on the zodiacs because I'm OBSESSED with them I will be writing random things about the zodiacs in this book and writing is currently slow as I have very little motivation right now. This is also my first book so it may not be the b...