the signs as insults

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The picture above is Aries male ^^^^

Aries: do you hear that, yeah cos that's the sound of no-one caring

Taurus: I'd slap you but that would be Animal abuse

Gemini: I would say nice things about you but, I'd rather tell the truth

Cancer: and your cry-baby whiny-arsed opinion would be?

Leo: what a lovely story... My turn, once upon a time I didn't give a damn...... The end

Virgo: I'll try being nicer if you try being more intelligent

Libra: Honey i got heels higher then your standards

Scorpio: I liked your approach, now lets see your departure ( that was Scorpio saying it nicely)

Sagittarius: I just realised my life turned out better that your's, checkmate bish

Capricorn: you should stop worrying about you weight and start worrying about your boring personality

Aquarius: what a lovely shade of ultra bitch your wearing today ( I use this insults far to often)

Pisces: you bring joy to people when you leave the room

When I first showed my friend this we started going up to people saying them and then apologising and moving on to the next person and we did this until we got to school, good times lol

- Destiny

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