how the signs play video games

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Male Virgo ^^^^^^^^

Aries: swaring profusely and/or throwing the controller at the TV when they lose

Taurus: acherly really good but there fingers keep getting stuck to the controller from they were eating food they were eating before

Gemini: talking to themselves through the entire thing

Cancer: beating levels 1-4 then getting stuck in level 5 and never picking up the game again

Leo: boasting to everyone about how good they are and then dying in 2 seconds

Virgo: Inside fighting enemies, runs away and trys to find a decent hideing place

Libra: pushing random buttons and hoping for the best

Scorpio: yelling angrily at the screen and then crying delight every time they kill someone

Sagittarius: finding the easiest way / lowest common denominator to advance to the next level

Capricorn: trying to get every little coin and a 100% perfect score begot g on to the next level

Aquarius: LIKE A BOSS, no other words needed

Pisces: not getting any missions just exploreing and geting to know the game universe

I'm sooo bored, and I refuse to do any homework
- Destiny

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