Stalker, Stalker |✔️

Furious First

                                                 You write so bad.

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                                                Won't you protest?

I'm trying to be sweet. I'm new here.

      That was the funniest reply I've ever got. Honestly.

And that was the rudest comment.

                                                                          Got you.

Oh.

                                   No. You actually write bad.

Thanks. I'll consider it.
Maybe.

                                               You are very girlish.

And you are not. Of course not.
You have got a spider man as your display, your user name is not very girlish..

                                                                       Exactly.

And you write about how guys are better than girls in many ways. Your single work is called Guys Rock.

                                                You're stalking me.

You just began to message me out of nowhere.

             You're nice to chat up. And your Instagram is pretty cool.

My Instagram? Are you stalking me?

                                              The link is in your bio.

Oh.
Still. You are stalking me.

                 No. I'm not. I don't stalk girlish girls.

The way you write, your egoist replies, your attitude tells me that you're a guy.

                                                    You shouldn't care.

And that you're a sexist.
And yes I do care who I'm chatting with.

         I don't like girlish girls. That's not sexist!
     Like writing cute romances is not feminist.

Are you messaging me because you are getting bored and need to argue with someone to make yourself comfy?

               Nice chatting you up. See you around.