Stalker, Stalker |✔️

Friendly Fifth

I'm sorry.
And no, you didn't offend me in any way.
I did.
Hey. I know you're there.

What?
I think I totally should ignore you.

Fine. Bye.

Wait, wait, wait.
Does that mean we will never talk again?

Do you want to?

I didn't say that!

You did.
Indirectly.

Very funny.

Indeed, tube light.

So what's up, Noah? You definitely are in a better mood today.

Yeah maybe.

I'll not ask you about what happened.

You shouldn't.

Not because I don't want to, but because I don't want to make you upset.
I'm so kind.

Oh, thank you for saving me, kindness.

Anytime.
So, what's up?

Just chatting up a tube light.

Yeah right.

What are you doing?

Just chatting up an idiot.
Who I recently discovered was moody.

Hey? You there?

Yeah. Just wait a minute.

Is everything okay?

A weird guy from school is sending me weird stuff.

Weird stuff?

Why should I tell you what's it about? As if you tell me stuff.

Try me.

I don't know why, but he keeps humiliating me at school, in front of everyone.

Why don't you slap him tight on the face?

I did.

And?

Now he's sending me weird messages.
I slapped him today.

In front of everyone?

Yes.

Hmm. 

You should totally ignore him.

I know right? Sammy is just a weirdo who's desperate for attention.

Yes, he is.

Lets talk about something else, please.

Okay.

The Reason by The Hoobastank.

You should listen to this song.

I've heard it.
It's so good.

Really?
Most of the people whom I send the link call me depressed.

They are crazy.
So cliche.

Hah. At least I found someone my type.

That I just want you to know

I've found a reason for me

To change who I used to be

A reason to start over new

And the reason is you.

Okay. Gotta go.

Bye.

And stay away from that guy.

Yeah. I'll stay away from Sammy.