They were all playing instruments when it happened. The Fish Hole Salad exploded at a nearby McDonald's. A professional sketch is below.
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Everyone inside the McDonalds died. And the people in the drive-thru line all bled to death. 10 minutes later, the attack sirens turned on. "What're we going to do? The nearest Fish Hole Salad attack shelter is 40 miles away!! We don't have any time! There are more Fish Hole Salads on their way from Mongolia! What do we do???" Joey screamed frantically. "OHMYGOD OHMYGOD OHMYGOD!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOOKKK!!!!" Yelled Fiona. A Fish Hole Salad was moving down the street. It moved into the house across the street, its tentacles moving briskly. It opened the door. "NOOOO!" Said Fiona. After closing the door, you could hear screams. A flash of red light emerged from inside the building, and eerie silence filled the air. The building fell. There were no survivors in that house. "TURN ON THE NEWS!!!! THE PRESIDENT WILL PROBABLY BE SPEAKING!!" Joey yelled. Fiona picked up the remote, and flipped the channel to CNN, the Corrupted News Network. President Trump was speaking. "Today, at a McDonalds in Sneads Ferry, North Carolina, a Fish Hole Salad attacked. Currently, we do not know how these entities appear, but they just do. Do not have hope in the government, because we have no freaking idea about what is going on." A mob of reporters stood up. "President Trump! Mr President!! Trumpy!" "You." President Trump pointed to a reporter. "How long will it take for the Fish Hole Salad to Slaughter Humanity and enslave us?" "Eh.. Give it around.. Hmm... A week maybe? Give or take a few days." The Crowd Groaned.
