"I'm bored." Joey said.
"Me too." Jordan replied.
The two had been bored for days after Fiona's tragic slaughtering. Well, they didn't have to hear 'like' 3 times a sentence, so that was a relief.
But they were very bored.
"I know!" Joey said.
"What!?!?" Jordan asked.
"Let's go looting!" Joey said happily.
"No? What!? Why?! are you crazy?!" Jordan asked.
"What? It's really not THAT bad of an idea, remember, the Fish Hole Salad will enslave humanity in a week. And it's not like there's any trace of a sophisticated economic system, or a functioning market with growth and jobs, so why not?"
"True."
"But you do also kind of owe it to me. You shot Fiona. Before the invasion, you'd be in jail, put now, it's pretty much total anarchy, so whatever. But anyway back to the point, you owe me a solid for killing Fiona, and that solid is looting."
"Alright fine. But afterwards we have to come right back."
"Okay fine."____|___|___
Around an hour later, they showed up at an old gas station.
"You get some bags, and I'll grab the non-perishable food, and the candy.. I like candy." Joey said.
"Then what?"
"Then we burn this place down."
"Mmm.. Arson. I like arson.. WAIT!"
"What?"
"Can I write my name in gasoline on the ground, then light it. I've always wanted to see my name in fire."
"Uh.. Sure. I guess. That's a weird request."
The boys split up and began searching the old gas station.
Jordan grabbed plastic bags, while Joey filled them with Food, Candy, and soda. After a while, they decided to burn the gas station down. It burned rather quickly, and is now in ashes.________________________________
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FHS Diaries; Book 1
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