How To Annoy Teachers

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****heyyy sorry I haven't updated in a while I've been so busy with school, and I was grounded ughhhh lolol but yeah****

35.) When they ask for your homework, say you don't have it. Wait about 5 minutes say you found it. When they come to get it, say "Nevermind it was just my L.A. homework."

36.) Get up and run around the room then just sit down and finish your work. Do it repeatedly.

37.) Everytime the teacher isn't looking, tap your pencil. When they turn around stop. Do this until they get start to yell.

38.) When the teacher asks for a volenteer, raise your hand. When he/she calls on you say "May I go to the bathroom.?" When they say "If you must." say "Never mind. I don't have to go anymore."

39.) "Accidentally" drop your textbook on the floor during an important lesson in class. Works best if you have a thick book. Do this repeatedly.

40.) During sex ed, repeat what your teacher says, laugh, and say "That's what she said."

50.) Pretend to faint.

51.) Smack your gum loudly during a test.

52.) Eat food out of your book bag (I bet Niall Horan did that a lot xD) and then when they notice, offer to share it with them.

53.) Talk to your friend when the teacher is talking, when he/she says "Do you mind.?" say "No. Its okay. You're not interrupting anything."

54.) Ask to go to the nurse for every little thing. (paper cut, head hurts, foot hurts, ect.)

55.) When everything is totally silent, get up to sharpen your pencil. Break it again on purpose and then sharpen it every 5 minutes.

56.) When the teacher asks for a volenteer, raise your hand slightly, and when he/she calls on you just say "Oh, I was just stretching."

57.) Rip up your homework and out it in a ziplock bag, and say "My dad ate my homework. See.?"

58.) Duck tape things to the walls.

59.) When your teacher asks you to do something, say "No.! You're not my mom.!"

60.) Raise your hand and tell your teacher that you're freezing. Then, when she adjusts the temperature, 5 minutes later say that you're suffocating.

61.) Repeatedly ask how many more minutes until lunch.

62.) Yawn loudly when your teacher is talking.

63.) Walk into class right when the bell rings everyday. Technically, you can't get it trouble because you're on time.

64.) Cry because you miss your mommy.

65.) Place your feet on your desk and relax.

66.) Clear your throat every 2 minutes during a test.

67.) When he/she asks for a volunteer, jump up and down out of your seat, and whine until she picks on you.

68.) Cry because you didn't finish a few questions.

69.) Stand up on your chair and try to touch the ceiling. (Be careful so you don't fall and hurt yourself.)

70.) Makeout/cuddle with your gf/bf in the back of the class.

71.) Speak with horrible grammar.

****Ill try to update as soon as I can. But I would really really really love it if you guys told your friends or somebody you know to read this. PLEASEEE.!! lolol but yeah.

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