Once Upon a Time Lord

Prologue

                  Illustration by Karlie

First Killian, who was and wasn't the same person as Second Killian, was initially quite doubtful at the concept of Second Killian, despite the fact that he was standing right in front of him.  Second Killian wasn't permitting of his doubt, because he was more concerned about some girl named Jane.

"I need you to find her," Second Killian said.  "Her memory seems to have... gotten away from me."  The Doctor, who was apparently the Second Doctor, though First Killian had never met the First Doctor, nodded in agreement.

"First off, I have no desire of my own to find this Jane lass," First Killian said.  "And secondly, I'm a free man, and a pirate.  Why should I do anything to help you, other than out of the kindness of my heart?"

"Because you're lonely, not free, mate," Second Killian said.  "Please, I need to find her.  But my timeline isn't infused with hers—yours is."

First Killian hesitated, looking for a moment as though he might agree.  But then he shook his head.  "The seas aren't going to pirate themselves," First Killian said.

Second Killian groaned.  "What if I told you she's beautiful?"

First Killian raised an eyebrow.  "Is she?"

Both the Doctor and Second Killian nodded, despite the fact that Second Killian knew nothing about Jane other than her name. 

First Killian sighed.  "Alright, fine, I'll find the lass.  Just get of my ship."

Second Killian waved his hands in an "all yours" gesture.  "Certainly.  Thank you."

"I believe you'll find me in Arendelle at about the time it takes you to get there.  We'll be waiting in the Enchanted Forest when you find her," the Doctor said, before pushing open the door to the TARDIS and disappearing inside, Second Killian on his heel.

A/N: Greetings, anyone who might be reading this. As it says in the description, this is a story a friend (@Karlbear) and I wrote in eighth grade, so it's pretty dumb--but it's dumb in a memorable way, because we had lots of fun trading off our notebook between class periods and filling it with fantastical scenarios about celebrity crushes and cheesy little illustrations. I've edited to a minor extent, but for the most part the scenes with Lucy and the Doctor were by Karlie and the ones with Jane and Killian were by me. Maybe I'll look through the notebook again and try to include some of the illustrations.

Thanks for reading, if you are :)