1. one shall not be an ass
2. one shall eat only spinach
3. one shall praise our vegan god antonio
4. one shall not praise julian
5. one shall learn all of the vegan songs by heart
6. one shall come to the vegan church (bj's tree) everyday to see the main vegans perform (christine, anika, caroline, julian, irene)
7. one shall piss off everyone with the joyous tunes
8. one shall tell the bitches to fuck off
9. one shall influence people to follow the vegan religion
10. one shall be a master at karate
these are the rules of the vegan religion . if u don't follow them u will get killed with a spork
