in year 666 b.c. there was a goose named julain. he worked in bitchfield and waddled in the meadows filled with jelly beans. he poisoned the jelly beans. he disguised himself as a vegan and joined the ladies in their concerts on earth. eventually the ladies found out about his secret. so he turned into a rhino and kicked them in the shins. he betrayed them and trapped them in bitchfield and made them watch disney movies and deleted the stories they wrote about his true form about his ice cream sexuality. this went on until 69 b.c. until some turnips named robert, joshua, and eguew saved them and brought them to a mexican restaurant. julain was sent to minion land and he rotted to death.
~the moral of this event is to never trust people with disney fetishes and always eat chipotle~
